#fixin it

[raemanzu]

I  just realized I've been writing a certain someone's CT # wrong

[ohsoblackandwhite]

A Bering and Wells PSA

"Hey there hepcats!" 

*taps radio mic*

*straightens tie*

*readjusts suspenders*

*slicks back hair with comb*

This is a spiel for all you out of the box Bering and Wells kids. I know you're frosted about the canon Warehouse ending, also known as Nowheresville.

I just thought I'd slip you some apple butter for all the boss fixin' it you've been doing.

This fandom is really cookin' and this stuff is 18-karat.

If they think we're gonna take that cornball ending layin' down, they can Drop Dead Twice!

Whether you got 'em jacketed up, or playin' back seat bingo, if you think they're just snowed, baby, all the fix-it forms are nifty, ladies, germs, and gender spectrum babes.

Whatever the ping that makes you sing,  this is a total blast!

That's the word of the bird, and this is Janet Fitz, 

on the Bering and Wells Blitz, signing off. 

[twicedrowned]

//Tag broke and I can't find the post! Who tagged me in the last 10 minutes or so?

[officialbasement]

nobody told me my music player is only  playing 2 songs out of like 20 sigh

[philclolins]

my tag is broken who broke my tag

[activeheart]

my tag brok

[atdq]

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AUDIO CLIP: MOMMA MADONNA SPEAKS - "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN EXTERNAL ENEMY"

Madonna gave an impassioned speech to a small crowd in a Paris theater the other night. In it she argued, that France's important legacy of art and creativity is due to France's willingness to open their arms to people who are different.

But she sees that environment that allows creativity to flourish as being threatened.

"When we start saying we have to get rid of this person, and we have to get rid of that group of people... it starts to sound like something else, it starts to sound like something scary."

If we lose that environment, so too will the world lose the legacy of the very thing that makes people want to reach inside and expose what it is that makes them who they are, the very seat of creativity.

"If you see a problem, don't complain. Fix it."

[dorkking]

Fixin It: Transfomers (the Bay Movies)

Fixin It: Transformers

                It should probably come as no surprise that people were severely disappointed the live action Transformers. The characters were annoying, shaky cameras were annoying, the plots were dumb, and it was really, REALLY annoying how the Transformers took a back seat to the humans in the movie. In fact, for a good list of the shortcomings in the Live action films you might want to check out thatguywiththeglasses.com Welshy Reviews: Transformers because he knows more about the Transformers than I do.

                Now, I know I said I would try to avoid plot points and what not for Fixin It, trying to fix the story by fixing the characters, but with this….that’s a problem. Character wise, the only way to have helped the Transformers characters would have been to cut the humans screen time and given the Transformers more (what was even the overall point of having the hackers? I mean sure they managed to get the Air Force, but the idea the military would not have known about the attack is stupid).

                You see the main problem with The Transformers is that the robots are not given character arcs in THEIR OWN MOVIE preferring to show off bland, annoying, and squishy humans. This is really dumb, as a member of the audience I NEVER wanted to see the Army taking down evil, Sam’s parents, or even Sam himself. I, like the rest of the world, wanted to see ROBOTS fighting ROBOTS. I mean hell, even in the Transformers Cartoon, the robots were given personalities, likes, dislikes, and they all grew up through their series run. It bugs me how they were shoved aside for a sub plot of Sam getting a girlfriend.

 I mean, this would be like having a Power Rangers episode where, instead of seeing the Megazord fighting the monster, we instead see a boy who was just saved by the Rangers, hitting on the girl he likes.

                Other than cutting back on the humans and giving better personalities for the Autobots, and murdering Sam, the only other way I can see that would have made Transformers better is this. LOSE THE SHAKING CAMERAS!! I know, they are supposed to make the film look realistic and edgy, but I remind you that we are in a movie where GIANT ROBOTS THAT TURN INTO CARS are fighting each other. Realism was left behind at a gas station five towns ago!

                And that is how you fix the Transformer movies!