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WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP TWINK-IFYING G1 BLITZWING?? HE IS NOT A TWINK, HE IS NOT A DIVA! BLITZWING IS THE SOLDIER FROM TF2 IN ROBOT FORM AND YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.

STOP TWINKWASHING MY BOY. MY BOY SNORTS CYBER-PROTIEN POWDER ON THE DAILY AND HARASSES MINORITIES!

HE IS NOT "SLAY", HE IS NOT "YASS", HE IS A FELON WITH THE RAM OF AN APPLE SMART FRIDGE AND THE BODY OF A BRICK SHITHOUSE. HE WOULD ROLL UP WEARING A SWEATY WIFE-BEATER, DESERT CAMO CARGO SHORTS, COMBAT BOOTS, AND RED VISOR SUNGLASSES. HE WOULD CALL YOU A SLUR, HE WOULD CLAIM TO HAVE FUCKED YOUR MOM, AND THEN HE WOULD BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU IN THE DENNYS PARKING LOT.

THIS MAN ISN'T A TWINK. STOP IT.

(not my art. Source: https://ca.pinterest.com/pin/597571444344286411/)

#STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT #HAVE YOU EVEN WATCHED G1???#PUT DOWN THE DRAWING TABLET AND GET OVER HERE SO I CAN BEAT YO DISRESPECTFUL ASS #No hate on twinks but BLITZWING IS NOT ONE OF THEM #If I see one more drawing unironically turning my beefed-up manly war machine into a femboy I am going to do unspeakable things #transformers #tf #maccadam #blitzwing #transformers g1 #Fixy rants

I'm feral for G1 Blitzwing's backstory, but for some reason it was never explored.

It was heavily implied that he was created as a Quintesson overcharge drone, but gained sentience and escaped. Oh, he also lost his memory. Did I forget to mention that part?

BLITZWING IS A WEAPON OF WAR CREATED BY CYBERTRONIANS' OLD FORGOTTEN ENEMIES, AND HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW IT BECAUSE HE CANT REMEMBER HIS PAST.

You cannot tell me that this isn't giving massive main character energy. It's so hardcore.

I swear, I'll come back to this. I'll write an essay and I'll cite sources.

Blitzwing is such an underused character. He had so much potential...

#transformers #tf #maccadam #blitzwing #transformers g1 #g1 blitzwing #im so fucking mad #why did they tease us with such a badass backstory and then never do anything with it??????#i think G1 blitzwing would have ended up as a much more popular character if they actually properly explored his backstory #i wish they continued his character arc after being exiled from the Decepticons :[#I love Octane but holy shit im still mad that they replaced Blitzwing in the Starscream's Ghost episode...#“YOU DARE STAND WHERE HE STOOD??”#and he was never seen again :[#Fixy rants

HOW DO CYBERTRONIAN HISTORIANS NOT KILL THEMSLEVES???

LIKE, GENUINELY. Nobody has last names. IMAGINE IF GEORGE WASHINGTON WAS JUST NAMED "GEORGE". This would actually be such a nightmare. IMAGINE HOW MANY BOTS OUT THERE HAVE SOME BASIC-ASS NAME LIKE "WHEELS" OR SOMETHING. IMAGINE BEING A PROFESSOR AND TRYING TO TEACH THIS SHIT. "And so, Wheels invented the bobble-knocker-fuckray..." "Sir? But didn't Wheels invent the nibble-nobble-smitherkacker?" "No, my young student. That was the OTHER Wheels." "Which one?" "The red one!" "There are three red ones." LIKE WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO AT THIS POINT?? YOU CANT EVEN SAY "OH, THE ONE FROM *INSERT DATE HERE*" THEY LIVE TOO LONG FOR THAT SHIT. THE OVERLAP WOULD BE INSANE. ACTUALLY INSANE. "Oh, but they have serial numbers! Just use those!!" SHUT THE FUCK UP. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. AINT NO WAY ANYBODY REMEMBERING "PROFESSOR FU298787345642985". IF I SEE THAT SHIT ON MY CYBERTRONIAN HISTORY EXAM, I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO KILL MYSELF.

#transformers #tf #im tweaking #Genuinely how do they-??????#History class on Cybertron would be a fucking nightmare.#Fixy rants

Starscream X Octane is slowly starting to rot my brain, and I need to draw them at some point. They're both so fun and they're both so pretty and omg...

I just want a banished Decepticon on the run to have a sleazy romance with a vengeful ghost with power hungry ambitions.

PLEASE.

JUST PICTURE IT.

Those two slippery bastards working together to take Galvatron's throne... AND BEING CUNTY AND HOMOEROTIC??? GOD, PLEASE. WE NEED THIS!!

Sketches I did instead of studying for my exam </3

#Startane #Starscream #Octane #This ship NEEDS to be more popular #I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE!!!#Its giving “Do It All The Time” by I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME #They're in my head and they wont leave.#fixy rants #Fixy's art

Transformers pet peeve: Calling every single flier a seeker.

It drives me insane.

"SEEKER" DOES NOT MEAN "FLIER"! A seeker is a very specific frame type that is, for the most part, nearly identical every time (with the exception of the coneheads). I personally believe that they're cold constructed and mass produced, but idk do whatever the fuck you want with YOUR take on the lore.

BUT THATS NOT THE POINT! I've seen people calling G1 Skyfire and Blitzwing "seekers" and it drives me MAD. Like EXCUSE ME NO. THEY FLY. THATS LITERALLY ALL THEY HAVE IN COMMON WITH SEEKERS. STOP THAT.

#fixy rants #transformers g1 #transformers

I honestly don't know why both fandom and even some CANON sources keep trying to act like G1 Skyfire/Jetfire LIKES the cold.

THIS BITCH CRASH-LANDED IN THE ARCTIC, GOT BURIED ALIVE, WENT INTO A SEVERAL-MILLION-YEAR COMA, AND LOST EVERYTHING.

AND YOU THINK HE L I K E S THE SNOW?? HE'S PROBABLY TRAUMATIZED BY IT!

THIS IS LIKE SAYING CHUCK FROM CAST-AWAY E N J O Y S DESERTED ISLANDS!!

It bothers me so much every time I see it. He was charting an unexplored planet and crash-landed. IT WASN'T A FUCKING VACATION.

(Edit to clear things up: I do not believe this is canon. That is not my argument. I believe it SHOULD be canon.)

Sorry about two rants in a row, I'm just on the rage sauce lately ig <3

#“Do you like the snow?” “No.” “Why Not?... Can you say 'snow'?” “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-”#I understand that he is pretty associated with ice and snow because of his G1 introduction but that doesn't mean he has to like it #Does nobody realize that it was probably a traumatic event??#He fell into a coma and woke up to find that his home planet was ravaged by war and everything he knows and loves is gone.#A snowstorm stole his entire life away from him AND YOU THINK HE LIKES THAT SHIT?????#transformers #tf #skyfire #jetfire #transformers g1 #fixy rants

I don't really ship AstroBlitz H O W E V E R . . .

I feel like they've got SOMETHING going on there.

If you ask them about it, they'll probably scoff at you and say some shit like "We're not GAY, idiot! Why would you even think that? We're just FRIENDS." Meanwhile they have ABSOLUTELY fucked each other AT LEAST ONCE like "its not gay, we're just practicing on each other. Gotta be good for the ladies, am I right?" SURE BUDDY. SURE. THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING. "PRACTICING FOR THE LADIES". YEAH RIGHT. They're "just friends", but five drinks later and they're passionately making out.

They're not dating, but damn... there's SOMETHING going on. I dunno what that "something" is, but it's NOT straight. Friends with benefits? Bromance Deluxe? Denial? It's SOMETHING.

They're not exclusive, but if you want to get into something serious with one of them, you have to prove yourself worthy to the other. Like "Oh yeah? You think you can marry him, huh? BEAT ME IN A FUCKING DUEL FIRST, BITCH! SHOW ME WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF!! NO WEAKLING IS GONNA MARRY A HOMIE OF MINE!!"

#“My best friend” *covered in fuckin hickeys*#They cuddle and kiss each other goodnight #It's not gay if you're wearing socks #Just your best friend that you COINCIDENTALLY happen to know the exact dick length of...#They'd call you slurs and then go do gay shit and deny everything #astrotrain #blitzwing #astroblitz #tf #transformers #maccadam #Something?????#Fixy rants

I apologize to anybody that followed me for my art, I have been yapping way too much recently... 😔 I promise I have a good drawing on the way! But until then... SKYFIRE. IS. GORGEOUS. "Starscream is so pretty, haha, how did this big nerd manage to get with him?" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! NEVER DISRESPECT MY BEAUTIFUL MARBLE-CARVED KING!! Starscream is not "out of his league". They are in two completely different tournaments. They are incomparable opposites, both absolutely gorgeous in their own right. Starscream is beautiful like a viper in the jewelry box of a queen, gliding over soft velvet and burying itself among the pearl necklaces and golden rings, sinking its fangs into the soft hands of royalty. Starscream is beautiful like a stalking panther, and the way you can't help but feel mesmerized by those regal, merciless gemstone eyes as you wait for your inescapable death. Skyfire is beautiful like the moon, a gentle glow in the endless expanse above, a love letter from the star-washed sky and a nightlight in the dark when the sun has forsakened the heavens. Skyfire is beautiful like the glossy reflections in tearful eyes, the warmth of shed droplets spilling down your cheeks, the mosaic of sparkling lights within the stained-glass blur from the tears in your vision.

This was originally gonna be a rant but I might have turned this into a writing exercise. Maybe just a little.

#“Did it jiggle when you fell from heaven?” YES IN FACT IT DID!!!#NEVER speak ill of Skyfire around me #It's so hard for me to describe the way I see these characters and their unique beauty...#Can you tell that I'm completely delusional and absorbed into my own headcanons??#Source material? Canon content? Oops! I think I lost it!#Ok but this was genuinely so fun to write <3 #tf #transformers #maccadam #starscream #skyfire #jetfire #fixy rants

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