F1XATION

I desperately need to share my evil machinations with the world or else I will explode.

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!! Welcome To My Pit of Horrors !!

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Who am I?

Pronouns ☆ She/her/any

Preferred names ☆ Fixation, Fix, Fixi, Fixy

Who can interact? ☆ Anyone!

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What should you expect from me?

When ☆ I do not post often or on any sort of schedule, but I'm going to try to keep this account at least somewhat alive.

What ☆ I post art, memes, and random yapping. My current hyperfixation is Transformers, so expect to see lots of that sort of content from me.

Maturity ☆ This account does not contain pornographic content of any kind, however, I still wouldn't call it "SFW" due to the occasional gore, strong language, and the mention of heavy, sexual, and generally inappropriate subject matter. I am an adult, and I am likely to discuss adult things.

Content ☆ I am completely hyperfixated on Transformers, and only on Transformers. My hyperfixations are so violent and immense that I can only retain one at a time (thus explaining my username of choice).

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What am I currently working on?

Transformers: Fracture ☆ An ambitious, collaborative project to create a Transformers fan series. • @luxuki-1's announcement

We're Not Crazy, I Promise! ☆ A Transformers fanfiction centered around Astrotrain, Blitzwing, and Octane and their developing bromance. • Astrotrain's Backstory + Design Sketch • Sneak Peak: Blitzwing Verbally Eviscerating Long Haul (Retconned) • Astrotrain Design Concepts and Sketches • Chapter 1 Sneak Peak: Actual Content! • Character Designs • Goofy sketches that may or may not be plot relevant • Plot hint: Where are all the Autobots?

First-Time Mech Owner ☆ A blog dedicated to treating my Transformers models like misbehaving cats. • @first-time-mech-owner

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Where else do I post?

Pinterest ☆ Art, memes, some IRL things

Spotify ☆ Character playlists, occasional nonsense

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Tags

#Fixy rants ☆ My passionate ranting

#Fixy's art ☆ My art (pretty self explanatory)

#We're not crazy I promise! ☆ The fanfic I'll probably never finish

#Fixy's daydreaming ☆ Scenes and story concepts that popped into my head

#Fixy being maternal ☆ Being a proud mom of my robot kids

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⚠️PLEASE DO NOT USE MY ART WITHOUT MY DIRECT PERMISSION⚠️

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Thank you for reading

<3

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By God I love plotlines where the big strong Decepticon soldier is taken in and slowly rehabilitated by Autobots like a traumatized shelter dog.

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I hate that Legends has really interesting concepts because if you want to read the comics to learn about them you are going to get hit by misogyny and more misogyny

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I had this idea a relationship between Trickdiamond and Octane based on my own headcanons and I assume they would be a rarepair (duo?? It's not really romantic lol) but it turns out that they have interacted in canon and

It's awful

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Legends did horrible things for the Octane fans...

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I hate that Legends has really interesting concepts because if you want to read the comics to learn about them you are going to get hit by misogyny and more misogyny

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I had this idea a relationship between Trickdiamond and Octane based on my own headcanons and I assume they would be a rarepair (duo?? It's not really romantic lol) but it turns out that they have interacted in canon and

It's awful

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Legends did horrible things for the Octane fans...

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Idk why everybody loves Icy so much. I'd kiss Hothead on the mouth any day. Keep the scrawny, monocle fuck away from me. I love my anger-filled man.

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OOC - I am more of a classic G1 Blitzwing. One personality is good enough for me.

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G1 is (and always will be) my all-time favorite <3

That idiot is my BOY

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Idk why everybody loves Icy so much. I'd kiss Hothead on the mouth any day. Keep the scrawny, monocle fuck away from me. I love my anger-filled man.

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The ADHD demands that I pace around. The steps are good for me and also it makes my brain happy.

...However, the nefarious sabotage from my hips and lower back hinder me.

Evil evil evil. This brings me rage.

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I want to eat this plant so god-damned badly. Why the hell did it have to be poisonous? Why does it look so delicious?!

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So what are your plans to fight periods?

Free period products for all. Headmaster approved ones.

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We want to marry you.

Yes. WE.

The entirety of the bio-female population.

WE want to marry you.

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JAJAJAJA MY FRIEND MADE THESE IM SO JOYOUSSSS

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Thank you for dispelling my cramps, Mr Masterson

[bonon-bobani]

Let's sing with Mixie ^_^♪(Song link)

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I don't reblog often... but when I do... YOU KNOW THIS SHIT IS AMAZING.

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WHY.

THE FUCK.

IS IT SNOWING.

IN MAY.

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I wanna change my pfp, does anyone have fanart or screenshots from the show they want it to be?

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Literally ANY picture from Transformers Go Go is FREAKING ADORABLE, but... it's G1, so probably not what you're looking for.

However...

It is cute, and I must subject you to this.

(I promise you don't know me from anywhere, shush. Secret.)

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My opinions on characters are so god-damned fluid and hard to articulate. Even when I write out several paragraphs, I can't get it quite right.

It enrages me.

My thoughts are so abstract, and yet my presentation is so concrete. What I say is not what I mean. I exaggerate every word to create a sense of "humour". I create a caricature of my own thoughts for the sake of amusement, decapitating them of everything that made them complex and interesting.

I could write full ESSAYS about these things! I could write a whole BOOK just analyzing the contrast and contradiction! THE NUANCE!

But alas.

You foolish lettuce leaves are not prepared to read a 5-page unstructured essay about robot yaoi.

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Starscream X Octane is slowly starting to rot my brain, and I need to draw them at some point. They're both so fun and they're both so pretty and omg...

I just want a banished Decepticon on the run to have a sleazy romance with a vengeful ghost with power hungry ambitions.

PLEASE.

JUST PICTURE IT.

Those two slippery bastards working together to take Galvatron's throne... AND BEING CUNTY AND HOMOEROTIC??? GOD, PLEASE. WE NEED THIS!!

Sketches I did instead of studying for my exam </3

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I'm trying to study for exams, but my internal dialog has become FUCKING SCOTTISH and it is VERY DISTRACTING.

Curse you, David Tennant. I should have known better than to fall asleep listening to your voice.

Curse you.

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So, for context, my college course is currently teaching me how to work in a lab. I've learned a lot about lab safety, and because I'm not normal, it got me thinking...

In the lab, you have to button your lab coat all the way. ALL THE WAY. Don't forget any buttons, because you don't want your coat flapping in the wind and possibly knocking something over or snagging on something.

Now, what about a Cybertronian's wings? How the hell are you gonna manage those in a delicate lab setting? How do you avoid knocking something over when you have two stiff boards sticking out of your back?

Hypothesis: keeping them folded against the back. I headcanon that Cybertronian wings are very flexible in their swivel, so I imagine they'd be able to hold them down flat against their back to keep them out of the way when navigating fragile environments such as a lab. It's possible that this might even become a habit for lab-working fliers, and once in a while you might find one holding their wings down outside of work after a particularly long shift. Maybe it gives them aches and pains in the wing joints. I can't imagine it being comfortable to hold them down like that for several hours.

Idk. This take gives absolutely nothing to society, I just thought it was interesting :]