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WTNV - Ep 133 - Are You Sure?

[NOTE: WTNV episode 133 “Are You Sure?” actually has three versions but the episodes differ starting from the Weather section of the podcast.  This puzzle is suitable for all versions of the episode.]

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3. In one timeline Earl Harlan made his salad with romaine lettuce and in another he used this green.

5. The only CD they could find at the Last Bank of Night Vale was a collection of what kind of sounds?

6. When Cecil watched the video sent to the station by the sponsor it had a man in it making what kind of sandwich?

7. The Sheriff suggested listeners maintain a calm what?

11. The masked figure visited the library in search of a copy of the book, “The Artist’s ___.”

12. The paperwork at the Last Bank of Night Vale looked like a softball signup sheet, but actually committed you to a what kind of loan? 

15. Monday night at the Last Bank of Night Vale was a garage sale where they sold all sorts of weird stuff that people put into what kind of boxes? (2 words)

16. Charlie Bear accidentally spilled a box of what brand of cereal in aisle 3 and then again mysteriously in aisle 5.

17. During the traffic, Cecil said that two roads diverged in the woods of what color?

18. At one point Charlie Bear reported that the Ralph’s wasn’t a Ralph’s, but instead this market.

19. During the traffic when the road diverged into how many did Cecil split himself?

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1. Depending on the timeline, sometimes the Mayor of Night Vale is a tall statue with wings and a thousand faces made from this material.

2. Monday was what kind of night at the Last Bank of Night Vale?

4. What kind of black mask did the figure wear?

6. Monday was the annual kids ___ dinner at the Last Bank of Night Vale catered by Earl Harlan.

8. In each iteration of the sponsor’s video a man says, “there must be ___ way.”

9. One of the tracks on the CD was titled “Two Hours of ___ Brook.”

10. What kind of figure stood on top of the former Flakey-O’s factory?

13. What kind of vinaigrette did Earl Harlan prepare for his salads?  (2 words)

14. Carlos told Cecil that gut feelings aren’t scientific, but Cecil argued, “Well what are guts made out of? ___, right?”  

[freakysam]

I’ve always wanted to make a cereal box design! This one was incredibly fun.

Based on Night Vale’s episode #9 PYRAMID in which a large pyramid materialized out of nowhere and it was suspected to be part of a publicity stunt by the cereal company Flakey O’s to promote their new line of nighttime-only cereal.

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WTNV - Ep 131 - Brought to You by Kellogg’s

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3. What did one of the Kellogg’s executives do on Leopold Tuesdale’s office floor?

8. Station Management consumed three tons of soil from which European capital each month?

11. Kellogg’s will test a cereal meant for what time of day only?

12. The Night Vale Meteorological Society has issued what kind of heat watch for Monday?

13. What kind of troubles did NVCR have at the station that resulted in the Kellogg’s sponsorship?

14. Steve Carlsberg’s summer softball league team’s name. (2 words)

15. At the monthly school board meeting Kellogg’s wanted to replace all the food in the cafeteria with what?

18. Kellogg’s agreed to pay for one month of soil shipments in exchange for NVCR talking about Kellogg’s for how many years?

20. What pejorative term did Cecil use to refer to Susan Wilman’s summer softball league team? (2 words)

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1. Sunday afternoon in Grove Park, Sarah Sultan offered what kind of classes?

2. Flakey-O’s chief executive, Leopold Tuesdale said regarding Kellogg’s, “We’re not afraid of a ___ cereal company.”

4. What kind of Corn Flakes was Kellogg’s interested in making?

5. Where did the station’s legal advisor get their legal knowledge from?

6. The station’s legal advisor also had what position at the Moonlite All-Nite Diner?

7. Flakey-O’s was bought out by Kellogg’s and became was kind of division of the company?

9. What day was now called Kellogg’s day?

10. Mentioning the outdated name for Kellogg’s Day would result in severe fines and these.

16. John Peters, you know, the farmer, told Kellogg’s that he had a deal with Flakey-O’s, a good ___ cereal company.

17. Which day did Cecil ask listeners to set aside because Kellogg’s indicated that they have use for all of us?

19. Who was the station’s legal advisor?

[candyglynnwilder]

They're pyramidically delicious!