Funny, charming and weird, Welcome to Night Vale is the podcast that evokes Twin Peaks, the Twilight Zone, and the Addams Family. With creepy and existential plot lines, memorable characters, and writing so good youâll be begging for more, it is not to be missed. Neither is participating in the wonderful, welcoming fandom that includes many talented writers and artists with their own headcannons and characters. I love easy solvable crossword puzzles and I love Welcome to Night Vale, so I thought why not combine the two for everyoneâs pleasure? If you enjoy crossword puzzles, but not the crushing frustration that can come from the hard ones, and you are a devoted fan of Night Vale this may be the place for you. Want to test your Night Vale knowledge? This site will eventually feature a puzzle for each episode and additional fanon puzzles inspired by the wonderful and creative headcanons of writers and artists in the Night Vale fandom. If you're stuck on a clue, want a hint, or need the answers feel free to send me an ask. Welcome to Night Vale is a production of Night Vale Presents. It is written by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor, and produced by Joseph Fink. 1 - Pilot 2 - Glow Cloud 3 - Station Management 4 - PTA Meeting 5 - The Shape in Grove Park 6 - The Drawbridge 7 - History Week 8 - The Lights in Radon Canyon 9 - PYRAMID 10 - Feral Dogs 11 - Wheat & Wheat By-Products 12 - The Candidate 13 - A Story About You 14 - The Man in the Tan Jacket 15 - Street Cleaning Day 16 - The Phone Call 17 - Valentine 18 - The Traveler 19A - Sandstorm (Night Vale) 19B - Sandstorm (Desert Bluffs) 20 - Poetry Week 21 - A Memory of Europe 22 - The Whispering Forest 23 - Eternal Scouts 24 - The Mayor 25 - One Year Later 26 - Faceless Old Woman 27 - First Date 28 - Summer Reading Program 29 - Subway 30 - Dana 31 - A Blinking Light Up On the Mountain 32 - Yellow Helicopters 33 - Cassette 34 - A Beautiful Dream 35 - Lazy Day 36 - Missing 37 - The Auction 38 - Orange Grove 39 - The Woman From Italy 40 - The Deft Bowman Live Show - Condos Part 1 Live Show - Condos Part 2 41 - WALK 42 - Numbers 43 - Visitor 44 - Cookies 45 - A Story About Them Live Show - The Debate Part 1 Live Show - The Debate Part 2 46 - Parade Day 47 - Company Picnic 48 - Renovations 49 - Old Oak Doors Part A 49 - Old Oak Doors Part B 50 - Capital Campaign 51 - Rumbling 52 - The Retirement of Pamela Winchell 53 - The September Monologues 54 - A Carnival Comes to Town 55 - The University of What It Is 56 - Homecoming Bonus Ep 1 - Minutes Bonus Ep 2 - What of the Sea 57 - The List 58 - Monolith 59 - Antiques 60 - Water Failure 61 - BRINY DEPTHS 62 - Hatchets 63 - There Is No Part 1: Part 2 Liveshow - The Librarian - Part 1 Liveshow - The Librarian - Part 2 64 - WE MUST GIVE PRAISE 65 - Voicemail 66 - worms... 67 - [Best Of?] 68 - Faceless Old Women 69 - Fashion Week 70A - Taking Off 70B - Review 71 - The Registry of Middle School Crushes 72 - Well of Night 73 - Triptych 74 - Civic Changes 75 - Through the Narrow Place 76 - An Epilogue 77 - A Stranger 78 - Cooking Stuff: Thanksgiving Special 79 - Lost in the Mail 80 - A New Sheriff in Town 81 - After 3327 82 - Skating Rink 83 - One Normal Town 84 - Past Time 85 - The April Monologues 86 - Standing and Breathing 87 - The Trial of Hiram McDaniels 88 - Things Fall Apart 89 - Who's A Good Boy Pt 1 90 - Who's A Good Boy Pt 2 91 - The 12:37 92 - If He Had Lived 93 - Big Sister 94 - All Right 95 - Zookeeper 96 - Negotiations 97 - Josefina 98 - Flight 99 - Michigan 100 - Toast 101 - Guidelines for Disposal 102 - Love is a Shambling Thing 103 - Ash Beach 104 - The Hierarchy of Angels 105 - What Happened at the Smithwick House 106 - Filings 107 - The Missing Sky 108 - Cal 109 - A Story About Huntokar 110 - Matryoshka 111 - Summer 2017, Night Vale, USA 112 - Citizen Spotlight 113 - Niecelet 114 - Council Member Flynn, Pt 1 115 - Council Member Flynn, Pt 2 116 - Council Member Flynn, Pt 3 117 - eGemony, pt 1: âCanadian Clubâ 118 - eGemony, pt 2: âThe Cavelandsâ 119 - eGemony, pt 3: âLove, Among Other Things, Is All You Needâ 120 - All Smilesâ Eveâ 121 - A Story of Love and Horror, Pt 1: âBarksâ 122 - A Story of Love and Horror, Pt 2: âBarksâ 123 - A Story of Love and Horror, Pt 3: âBarksâ 124 - A Door Ajar, Pt 1 125 - A Door Ajar, Pt 2 126 - A Door Ajar, Pt 3 127 - A Matter of Blood, Pt 1 128 - A Matter of Blood, Pt 2 129 - A Matter of Blood, Pt 3 130 - A Story About Us 131 - Brought to You by Kelloggâs 132 - Bedtime Story 133 - Are You Sure? 134 - Fall Football Preview 135 - The Mudstone Abyss Part 1 136 - The Mudstone Abyss Part 2 137 - The Mudstone Abyss Part 3 138 - Harvest Time 139 - The Birthday of Lee Marvin (I) 140 - A Blood Stone Carol 141 - Save Dark Owl Records 142 - UFO Sighting Reports 143 - Pioneer Days 144 - The Dreamer 145 - The Veterans 146 - The Birthday of Lee Marvin (II) 147 - The Protester 148 - The Broadcaster 149 - The General 150 - The Birthday of Lee Marvin (III) 151 - The Waterfall 152 - The Great Golden Hand 153 - The Heist Pt 1 154 - The Heist Pt 2 155 - The Heist Pt 3 156 - The Trouble with Time 157 - The Promise of Time 158 - The Battle for Time 159 - The Cat Show 160 - The Weather 161 - The Space Race 162 - Alpha 163 - Bravo 165 - Charlie 166 - Delta 167 - Echo 168 - Secret Blotter 169 - The Whittler 170 - To the Family and Friends 171 - Go to the Mirror? 172 - Return of the Obelisk 173 - The Hundred Year Play 174 - Radio Jupiter 175 - The October Monologues 176 - The Autumn Specter 177 - Bloody Laws, Bloody Claws: The Murder of Frank Chen 178 - Rattlesnake Rest 179 - First Snow 180 - U-View 181 - C****s
2. How many times does one have to say Debâs name to summon her?
4. Stay tuned next for what kind of animals? (Plural)
7. According to their ad, the sponsor will challenge you to be a better friend, lover, citizen, and what? (Two words)
8. The Night Vale Meteorological Society said it was important that we do not do what?
10. Deb told Cecil that his ___ flesh made him weak of mind.
11. According to Deb, who doesnât wear clothes to work? (Two words)
12. According to the Night Vale Electric Utility, the fog absorbed electrical currents causing these in all buildings it came in contact with. (Two words)
15. For lunch, Deb wanted to feed on Joel Eisenbergâs what?
16. A fog is a patch of what?
17. The Night Vale Meteorological Society tied ropes around what body parts to form a chain of nearly 50 weatherpeople?
19. Joel Eisenberg lost what kind of relative last weekend? (Two words)
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1. Deb denied that she was crying and insisted instead that she was doing this heavily in triumph?
3. What did Cecil need to smear on the paper to unsummon Deb?
4. What financial company was todayâs sponsor? (Two words)
5. What did the new restaurant that Cecil wanted to eat at specialize in?
6. Examples of battery-operated electronics that would not work in the fog included cell phones, cars, and these. (Two words)
9. The sponsor said they know that life is what?
13. The sponsor said they were listening, but they were not doing what?
14. The weatherpeople went into the fog to try to take what kind of readings?
18. What field of plant science caused the engineers at the Night Vale Electric Utility to giggle at its absurdity?
3. The Nephilim do not like to be ___ over. (Past tense)
4. What comes from the hole in the sky?
6. It is unflattering to act as though you are this.
9. Rejoice in the pure volume of doing what?
11. On what day did we decide we will take a walk every day?
12. The Tarantula Literacy Program was deemed a complete what and so will be immediately defunded and shut down?
14. Joanna Rey showed Valerie McGowen the proper way to sing to what animals?
15. What subject was Josh Crayton most interested in at school at the moment? (Two words)
16. Though the Night Vale Fine Art Museum was frozen in time back in 1978, anyone can go and stand outside the ___ ___, to look at the terrified expressions of those unfortunates caught in that moment of their lives for the rest of eternity. (Two words)
18. Who do the seven fingers in the shattered sky belong to?
19. Cecil said to do what until your stomach lolls and your throat closed up?
20. When she spotted the Nephilim, Sylvia Wickersham unfurled a what?
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1. The tagline of the Tarantula Literacy Program is âTeach a spider to read: Stop the ___.â
2. Sylviaâs sign was covered in a scrawling what that Cecil did not recognize?
5. Who did Cecil say we give sop to?
7. Tuesdays were spent in the shower until this ran cold.
8. In the interest of maintaining what kind of objectivity, Cecil chose to express this type of opinion in a different way?
10. Cecil shared his opinion on the fate of the Tarantula Literacy Program through a series of high pitched what? (Plural)
13. The sponsor of the episode was what brand Signature Whiskey Type Beverage?
17. âFill the air with ___ turned into celebration and then settling back down onto the ground as ___.â
4. Cecilâs favorite costume was from the 2015 gala, when Amal Shamoun came dressed up as what concept?
7. What kind of costumes did Cecilâs mother used to dress he and Abby in at Halloween?Â
8. Cecil asked his intern not to wear what kind of bag over his head?
9. What language did Cecil take in college?
11. Carlos gave Bloody Mary some resources for starting a what?
12. Cecil reminded the listeners that what percentage gratuity is standard for poltergeists, phantasms, revenants, and ghosts?
13. What type of transportation vehicle was the intern hit by?
15. Cecil found a wrinkled and yellowed news clipping from which Night Vale newspaper about his intern? (Two words)Â
16. First name of Cecilâs new intern.
17. What would the ghost children sing in Cecilâs bed for months after he first saw them? (Two words)
18. What did the tattoo on the woman who wore the ribbon say? (Two words)Â
19. What kind of ghost children did Cecil see in haunted houses?
20. Last yearâs winners of the costume contest, Joel Eisenberg and his partner Danny Jimenez, dressed in a tandem outfit of what dinosaur?Â
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1. As the intern was struck by the Autumn Specterâs sickle, what color was the flame the burst forth?
2. The star (drawn by a finger dripped in blood) on the parchment that the intern handed Cecil (that was supposed to be the traffic report) had how many points?
3. Sunday afternoon is what event in Old Town Night Vale? (Three words)
5. What color was the ribbon that the woman wore around her neck?
6. On what holiday did the intern die?
10. The intern sacrificed his what for the radio station?
14. Bloody Mary offered to tear Carlosâ face off in exchange for what?Â
3. The new beer cave at the Ralphâs had been closed for repairs due to what kind of issues? (Two words)
6. The troubleshooting at the radio station including shifting the angle of what tower?
7. Lee Marvin performed a scene from Shakespeareâs classic tragedy âInvasion of the Body ___â
8. The only thing Susan Willman said to Steve was, âNo one was meant to carry such ___ inside of them.â
11. Todayâs show was brought to you by Natureâs Caress Fountain of Youth gentle wipes that were what?
12. What dessert did Steve eat at the diner? (Two words)
13. Radio Jupiter asked, âIs a person without ___ still a person?â (Plural)
16. The scene that Lee Marvin performed had the immortal line, âI never knew the meaning of fear until I ___ Becky.â
18. The troubleshooting at the radio station also included doing a ritual spilling of what?Â
19. Susan Willman took up residence in what kind of seating area at the Moonlite All-Nite Diner?
20. When provided with pictorial evidence of Night Vale, a representative at Ralphâs corporate began to bleed from what body part? (Plural)
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1. The interruptions to Cecilâs program were being sent out on what kind of frequencies?
2. The motto of the sponsor was: âClog the world with your ___.â
4. The manager at the Ralphâs rearranged his melon message to create what kind of complex designs?
5. The manager at the Ralphs first issued a statement by spelling out words using what kind of melons? (Plural)
9. Ralphâs corporate said they had no what of any branch in a town called Night Vale. (Plural)
10. Steve Carlsberg, who took over Susanâs role at the Night Vale Community Theater, went to talk to her about some finer details of the what process?
14. Cecil called Susanâs staging during her time as Director of the Night Vale Community Theatre what adjective?
15. Cecil said that his life was full of mystery and what?
17. In the diner, Susan played with the reflection of the sun in the back of a what utensil?
2. The name of the true crime podcast Cecil started was called âBloody Laws, Bloody ___: The Murder of Frank Chenâ
7. As an intern what did Cecil paint on Station Managementâs doors as part of a ritual of the slumbering ancients? (plural)
9. Frank Chenâs body was found covered in claw marks and what? (plural)
12. The Judge indicated she would issue her ruling within how many years?
13. What forms the squelching mud of sentience?
14. What did Hannah Hershman do at the end of the play?
15. Night Vale Medical Board said listeners must suck dry the what?
16. How many changes of judges had there been in the trial?
17. Cecil was first present on which night of the 100 year play?
18. Changes of venue for the trial were due to some attacks by what creatures? (plural)
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1. What is the name of the judge in the case âThe Estate of Franklin Chen vs. the City of Night Valeâ.
3. On Thursday Josh Crayton would be taking the form of what so that neighborhood kids may swim in him?
4. The family of Frank Chen want the appropriate parties, in this case the city of Night Vale, Hiram McDaniels, and an ___ conception of God, to take responsibility for their part in Frankâs death.
5. The trial had been going on for how many months?
6. All oceans are one ocean that we have arbitrarily categorized by what?
7. The Night Vale Players Playhouse had what kind of problem with the venue?
8. Cecilâs best tux had scales and what kind of canon?
9. In the play, one actor said, âWe⊠are⊠all of us⊠moved⊠by time. Not⊠one of us dies⊠in the world⊠we were ___ into.â
10. The trial included spirited what performed by the playhouse performers in between their work on the hundred year play? (plural)
11. In the play, Mr. Spreckle, the gardener, murdered the victim with what kind of venomous animal?
1. When Intern Victor moved out of Night Vale he got an apartment just outside of what city?
4. What initiative did Victor work on with Dana Cardinal at City Hall? (Three words)
7. There was nothing more scientific than what?
9. Victor went from a man who was 10 years younger than Cecil to several of these older than him?
10. The tool based flavor of seltzer. (Two words)
12. For the language requirement for the internship program, one can be this sort of language that doesnât yet exist.
13. Todayâs sponsor was this beverage company. (Two words)
14. Victor was what kind of lifeguard at the Waterfront Recreation Area?
15. The unusual plant flavor of one of the seltzers. (Two words)
16. Lonnie Chapman, chairman of the Night Vale Medical Association said, âPeople were treated as less than people, for the simple crime of having an ___ that could not be found in the blood or the bile.â
17. Applicants to the internship program should grovel what phrase to Station Management? (Two words)
18. The internship is a non-paying position, but interns will receive how many credits to the institutions of their choice?
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1. How many people did Victor save from drowning?
2. Lonnie Chapman said, âWe endeavour to help, not to other,â he whispered. âIt should be common sense, this ___. Why is ___ not common sense?â
3. Chapman said that mental institutions were places where the fragile rift between what was regularly breached?
5. How many languages did applicants need to be fluent in order to apply for the internship program at Night Vale Community Radio?
6. Cecil said, âThere was nothing more important in a human life than to be ___ to other people.â
8. What kind of powers did Lonnie Chapman say were exploited at mental institutions?
9. For the language requirement, one of them can be your own ___ language.
11. The new seltzer flavor that no one was completely sure what it actually tasted like. (Two words)
2. A swimming pool in Coyote Corner filled with what?
3. During the domestic disturbance call, a Cactus Bloom resident complained that someone wouldnât stop practicing what instrument?
5. What brand of soda is the drink of ruthless monarchs?
8. In the dream that multiple residents had there was a tree with how many limbs?
12. The noise complaint made to the SSP was that a dog was barking in an unknown what and annoying residents?
13. The two residents who attempted to sneak into an R-rated movie were what?
15. The dog cited in the noise complaint had dirty white fur and what kind of face?
16. What was the note in the police blotter at 12AM?
17. The Cactus Bloom resident who called the SSP was making a complaint about what member of his own household?
18. What items did the City Council unanimously vote to ban? (Plural)
19. The first sponsor in the broadcast.
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1. The first item on the police blotter was about an employee who went missing after trying to stock some cases of Lime-A-Ritas in what new location within the Ralphâs? (Two words)
2. What is the name of the mascot of the Secret Police?
4. The two residents who attempted to sneak into an R-rated movie did so by pretending to be one tall person in what kind of coat?
6. Multiple residents awoke in what kind of a sweat from the same dream?
7. The sponsor was an app that told you exactly how long you have left to what?
9. Sheriff Sam had a paralyzing fear of what animals?
10. When confronted by officers, the residents who tried to sneak into the movie turned into a swarm of what?
11. The swimming pool in Coyote Corner swirled in what direction?
14. Cecil said, âLife is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent ___ ___ of what you think happened to you.â