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📸 If you sent a selfie to Five Hargreeves.

Pair : Five Hargreeves x y/n

here’s exactly how he’d react—externally vs. internally, because you know he’d never fully admit what he’s thinking.

📲 His Immediate Reaction (Texting You Back)

• He’d glance at his phone, see your picture, and barely react.

• He might raise an eyebrow, take a slow sip of his coffee, and type something like:

• “Huh. Fishing for compliments now?”

• “You look fine. Now, what do you want?”

• Or, if he’s really feeling smug: “And what exactly am I supposed to do with this?”

(Translation: He’s flustered but would rather die than admit it.)

😏 His Internal Monologue (What He’d Actually Be Thinking)

• “Damn. She knows what she’s doing.”

• “Great. Now I’m distracted.”

• “Of course she looks good. When does she not?”

• “She really thinks I’m going to react like some love-struck idiot? Cute.”

(Spoiler: He is a little love-struck, but he’d rather self-destruct than show it.)

🕶️ How He’d Really Show His Reaction

• He’d keep it cool over text, but later on? You’d notice he’s a little more territorial than usual.

• If another guy even looks at you the wrong way, he’s handling it.

• If you teased him about his lack of response? He’d smirk and say, “I saw it. I just don’t react like a fool over a pretty face.”

(Which, in Five-speak, means: “You look stunning, and I’ve been thinking about it all day.”)

Conclusion: Five’s Reaction to Your Picture?

✔ Play it cool, but it gets under his skin.

✔ Low-key flustered, but refuses to admit it.

✔ Internally possessive—now extra aware of who’s looking at you.

✔ Watches you closer afterward, just to make sure you know he noticed.

thank you for reading!

xoxo,

B. 💋

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me and my impulsive and overthinking thoughts is cooking something right now. i wanna write something. but i might start with The Umbrella Academy Fandom.