#flamingillusionist

[fieryphantom]

"Oh, looks like someone went and blabbed to Maxie. This is gonna be interesting." 

[elegantchoreography]

flamingillusionist has started following you.

"Never thought I'd see one of the three flames in the flesh— You got a reason to be here?"

[magmasfinest]

It was a boring day at the Magma Headquarters. Magen was cooped up in her room just laying on her bed, staring at the ceiling in deep thoughts. She was bored to death but no one was around to hang out with. Apparently everyone was off duty for the weekend and on vacation. Then suddenly she got this bright idea to go see if Blaise was still around. It was unlikely that Blaise had any plans. Usually he just sat around and played video games or something. He wasn't really the type of person to go on vacation.

So, the blunette jumped out of her bed and left her room in search for Blaise. Her first guess was that he was maybe in his room, so that's where she headed to. Once she got there, she gulped before knocking on the door hesitantly. This was a little weird, because Magen and Blaise didn't really talk much but you gotta start somewhere, right? She just waited quietly until he opened the door. That is, if he was even here. Hopefully he was.

[agruntoftheearth-blog]

dirty thoughts [WHY NOT?]

"…Nope. I’m not going ANYWHERE near that. Not after the fucker tried to torch me…"

[fifty-shades-of-aqua-blog]

flamingillusionist is on your turf.

 Anita stood from her spot, a good one for staring at rocks and hoping feet would eventually come into view. "...you." This motherfucker was the same guy who threw rocks at people, and according to an inside source, paid hookers with candy. 

"I'm armed this time, so don't you motherfishin' try anything." She held a squirt gun toward him. Because the shotgun was behind her post.

[fieryphantom]

"Tch.. you have got to be kidding me." Brodie groaned, trudging through the half-empty streets. "How the hell did I mess that one up? I must be losing my touch."

[twinkywithascarf]

[[My opinion on the mun? Barry-mun is the best guy around town. Like, you gotta stop and look over your shoulder make sure the awesomeness radiating off of him ain't fake, which of course it is not. It's as real as can be yo, and it just glows making him look like a fairy. Fairies are pretty damn cool guys, I MEAN LOOK AT TINKERBELL. THAT CHICK HAS SASS. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? BARRY-MUN IS ONE OF THE COOLEST GUYS IN TOWN, SO BACK UP AND PUT SOME SHADES ON 'COS HE BE SHINING REAL BRIGHT TONIGHT.]]

YOU ARE JUST-YOU SERIOUSLY DID NOT HAVE TO WRITE ME A PARAGRAPH YOU LOVEABLE SHIT YOU-  WOWOW, THANK YOU SO MUCH!! *internal screaming intensifies* 

YOU ARE THE BEST- OH ARCEUS- THANK YOU FOR CALLING ME A FAIRY THAT IS GR8 THOUGH I SHALL PUT ON A TINKERBELL OUTFIT JUST FOR YOU AND LOOK VERY GR8.  I LOVE YOU YOU GR8 FAGTASTIC PERSON YOU. 

[of-volcanoes-and-men]

Por Salicky y el mun de Brodie

She made me do this. Brodie-mun laid in his bed, sleeping as he was supposed to, after a long night of Skyping with his two (wacky) friends, jenna and Salicky. All was peaceful in his residence and the entire house was quiet; just another night, right? Well, it wouldn't be any longer, as Salicky climbed out of the hole she'd dug all the way from Hawaii. It was a difficult task, getting here; she'd had to dig right through the Pacific Ocean and though tectonic plates to get here. But with sheer determination, luck, skill, and motivation from a certain New Yorker, she'd managed to do it. Somehow, let's just say through Internet magic for plot reasons, she knew where he lived, so she climbed up to his window using piles of dirt and snuck inside his room. She crab-walked over to him so she wouldn't wake him, and just started whispering in his ear, "Hello friend I am here." Meanwhile, jenna was somehow hearing all this, even though crickets were fucking outside. The entire population of Norway heard as well, and they all silently cheered, trying not to make noise because then Brodie-mun would wake up. Salicky, at that point, resorted to poking the other's head, repeatedly. That was when Sleeping Beauty Brodie-mun finally woke up, and consequently yelped in surprise, as it was not often he woke up with a girl's head right next to his. Explaining how and why she'd come, Salicky then plopped onto his bed, commenting, "Wowee, your bed's really bouncy." She started jumping on it then, which made a rather grumpy Brodie-mun bounce up and down with her. He just flipped over and tried to sleep again, but still the bouncing did not relent. Finally, after a few minutes had passed, Salicky stopped jumping and moved next to the other, who was nestled up in a little Brodie-mun burrito with his sheets. She laid her head on top of Brodie-mun's short brown hair, mussing it up. She said, "You know, in Hawaii, we wouldn't be sleeping right now." Brodie-mun just mumbled incoherently into his pillow. Salicky, accepting this answer, then hid herself under his covers, giggling. But then-HOLD UP A SECOND. jenna climbed out of a separate hole, and used Salicky's dirt pile to climb up and watch. There was no way she was going to miss one of her ships becoming canon. She watched though the window as everything happened, and deciding that there needed to be more action, took a stick of butter from her Mermaid Man utility belt. Whispering, "You should've set it to wumbo!", she threw it like a grenade at the two. It fell on Brodie-mun's face, who took the stick and proceeded to ask,"Did you put this on me?" to the girl still hiding under his sheets, who, of course, replied with a "No." At that time, Salicky brought out a butter stick of her own, kneeling before Brodie-mun and saying,"Because this is the one I got especially for you." jenna gasped, Brodie-mun gasped, and the entire population of both Norway and Normandy gasped. Brodie-mun took the stick, with tears in his eyes and said,"it's beautiful." From then on, they decided, they would all stay there and raise the butter so it would grow up into a kind, good stick and suitable for slathering on toast. ...That is, until Brodie-mun's hotness made the butter melt. Even so, jenna just kept them supplied with butter, and the two lived happily ever after. The end.