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[numberoneintjfangirl]

Fmk: ENFP, ESFJ, ISTP?

Fuck the ISTP, marry the ENFP, and leave the ESFJ alone.

Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill with MBTI!

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Since you're pretty blue lately, listen to "Never Surrender" and "Fight" by All God Things. Their lyrics are very inspiring, I hope they'll cheer you up a bit. If you need something, I'm here.

I think the group is All Good Things, right? I mean, that’s what was suggested when I started typing them in, haha. But I will, for sure! You and your music suggestions. They’re awesome, thank you so much. Also, I really appreciate the offer. I think I’m doing well enough now, but I’ll remember this! And the offer is mutual, just so you know.

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Cinnamon, Mauve, Blue, Blush and a tiny dash of White sometimes, but in a good way ~

CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar.

MAUVE = You are really talented

BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. (!!!)

BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better.

WHITE = You scare me.

Wow, okay, these are really nice, I need to hide away for a second, omfg.

But really, white???? ?? How? When? I am really curious, am I scary? You say in a good way so like, surprising? I’m not, like, worried, or feeling any other kind of negative emotion in reaction to that (i literally had no other idea how to describe this, so that is what i came up with. just. so intp.), but I’m very curious now.

I did not know I could be scary! OoO

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Adopt an INTP (@numberoneintjfangirl’s post)

Tagged by @flamingintj. Figured it would make more sense to put it on this blog. Thanks, and sorry it’s been like, eternity!

Skills/Attributes: Can offer an infinite amount of solutions to any of your problems (most of them nonsensical because I like humour, but there’s bound to be a few good ones in there), master of the art of exaggeration and logical fallacies for general fun (beware: may become annoying, even to the INTP), extreme curiosity that can be applied to just about anything, adept at making references nobody gets, often applies knowledge of physics, psychology and other sciences to everyday life, enthusiastic about explaining how any concept or theory works, all you have to do is ask!

Requirements: Someone who knows how to stay on their side of the fence, someone who doesn’t try to spend too much time with me, someone who doesn’t try to dig into emotional aspects when I am reluctant. Someone open-minded, able to have fun with my Ti - Ne antics, able to directly tell me if there is an interpersonal problem, instead of dropping hints. Someone who is able to add to swift train of thought, ultimately turning it into a collective train between the two of us. Someone who can understand what that thing that I just said actually means. Someone who is not bothered by the phrases “it’s whatever”, “like, you seem upset”, “you need to sit down”, etc..

Likes: Conversations that go from one thing to the next until the topic is so far gone that nobody remembers what happened, coming up with cool “what if” situations that could, in theory, be loosely explained by science. Fighting / arguing for fun (note: INTP will probably use entirely unfair tactics and claim that it is you who is in the wrong, somehow). Sweaters. Sharing personal, artistic projects with you; learning more about your projects, and analysing them. Hearing the ideas and theories that you have; will probably build off of them with you, as well.

Disclaimer: Might ignore your text messages. Will probably stare at you, very intensely. Will focus too much on listening and understanding what it is that you are saying, that the INTP will forget to come up with something to say in return, and ultimately, just keep staring at you. May forget to react to anything you say even though the INTP is reacting in their mind, and will come off as unresponsive; the embodiment of radio silence, if it could be a facial expression. May accidentally go overboard in trolling and making your life harder than it needs to be (sorry!); do tell the INTP that this is happening so they can stop (they may not be aware of your irritation). May want physical attention/expression, but will never tell you.

My life goal: To talk shit and not get hit. (But to also have the adopter know that I am really just a silly child who is mischievous because I honestly just need a hug and some hot chocolate.) To be satisfied/content with life.

Seeking: Someone who can spend time with me without always having to interact with me (i.e. warmly coexisting in the same space / room, doing separate things, but reconvening every so often, then going back to our own devices). Someone who can and will match my outrageous jokes and friendly, witty attacks on you with an equal amount of outrageousness. Someone who can go from silly and ridiculous to serious and meaningful, just the same. Ultimately, someone who makes me actively want to spend time with them.

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Adopt an ENTP or, you know, casually visit them on weekends or holidays. its cool either way

gosh golly i do so hope this is how you do the thing. tagged by @flamingintj blame her if I did this incorrectly

Skills/Attributes: Knows how to do a lot of things or knows someone who can do things, really good at finding new perspectives, EXCELLENT at puns and memes, can you be excellent at memes though, has approximate knowledge of many things, very good at cooking, will probably draw you if asked

Requirements: Someone I can be comfortable around, someone open to talking about anything, someone who has the same passions, someone who can at least get like 3 of my quotes

Likes: good food, good puns, interesting events, neutrinos, space, tumblr memes, finely aged memes, obscure fictional stories and television, drawing, cute clothes

Disclaimer: Will seem very eloquently spoken/typed at first but will steadily lose coherency with speech and grammar as time advances, will excitedly text you about something and then not respond for hours, IMPORTANT: CLAIMS DOES NOT LIKE TOUCH BUT WILL LITERALLY DIE FROM HAPPINESS at appropriately hair pets, hand holding, knee touching, etc.

My life goal: Live and create stories to share to other people who need them

Seeking: Interesting stories and people with interesting stories

im not tagging because i cant adopt anybody.

adios loves

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Since you liked some of the songs I used in the asks, I have to tell you that I just realized that Blindfold by Sleeping Wolf (one of my favourite songs and bands) is really INTJ x INTP! Also, have a good day ^^

I just got around to listening to it and ooo! This is really awesome. Even the way it sounds kind of reminds me of INTJ x INTP. Kind of like two badasses who will take you down with the power of strategy and science, hehe.

That’s a pretty good comparison actually. But not all INTPs like science so maybe like… 

Strategy & Reason.

Hell yeah.

I ship the hell out of it.

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@flamingintj said: What’s the song, though? (I really need new music ~)

It’s called Cat Like Thief by Boxcar Racer! Now you can get an idea of what the rest will sound like. OuO

Also, I’ve really liked a lot of the songs you’ve mentioned thus far! But I also need new music. We should do swaps, honestly. 

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I got a whole lot, so prepare yourself. 1,2,3,4,10,20,24 and 21 (INTJ). Sorry if that's too much ^^

Heh, ohhh, goodness. It’s cool man, it’s only fair that I do so many after having you do a lot on a few occasions!

1: Which type’s your problematic fave?

Probably ESFP, haha. (Based on stereotypes, of course) How could I not make it the sole party animal ready to jump off someone’s roof because “it would be fun”?

2: You’re stranded on a desert island; which type do you eat first??!?!?!!!11

Honestly, probably ESFP again! I mean… they’d be great to hang out with, but I have a feeling there would be a lot of irresponsibility, and really, I wouldn’t want to have to deal with dragging them away from the forest with half of our supplies missing because they wanted to share with the monkeys or something. I also like to think that if I did, I would absorb their cognitive functions, and I wouldn’t want to absorb any that I already have. But I wouldn’t want to eat either of the xNTJs either because, you know, planning. It’s not like that would be a possibility anyway, haha. Sorry ESFPs, today just isn’t a great day to be you in my hypotheticals, is it?

3: You’re stranded on a desert island;which type would you be afraid to be stranded with. (cuz they’d eat u)

I mean… for fear of being eaten. Hmm. I was going to say ESTJ, but honestly, they would probably be one of the least likely to do that. Unless we were the only ones. Oh god. I don’t know. They would probably get annoyed with me for “not taking this seriously” or something like that because I would most definitely  do some trolling on said island. You know, they might just eat me out of anger / agitation than out of actual hunger. Or they would kill me for that and save my preserves for the inevitable hunger. Wow, how dark, oh my god, haha. Yeah, ESTJs. O.o

4: Which type would you take to space with you?

Oooo, spaCE!

This is so hard because there are a lot of reasons different types would be good to take! I think it’s either between INTJ, INFP, or ENTP. But… if I have to choose, probably… AHHH THIS IS SO HARD. INTJ. No. Fuck. I don’t know. INFP. I can’t handle this, man, this is way too hard. If you ask me tomorrow, I’ll probably have a different answer, but I’m going to say INTJ today just to end the torment.

10: Which type do you think was responsible for the breadstick meme? Be honest.

xNTP. Hands down. Probably most memes are from xNTPs, if I had to guess. I can see it more as an ENTP thing, but either or. Maybe INTPs because it’s on the internet, though. But they’re just so exaggerated and blown out of proportion, and that really seems like an xNTP thing.

20: Which type do you feel most comfortable around?

Probably either the xNFPs or ENTP. I really like my Ne out when with them. Because they’re all Ne users, oh my god! Haha. Well, I guess there you go. I have not really befriended an INTPs, so I can’t really include them in there. I have the feeling that if another INTP and I were both thrown into a kind of extroverted environment with probably other Ne users joking around, we would realise that we get along pretty well, and become friends after that. And I’d probably be really comfortable with them that way.

But yeah, the other Ne users just seem to understand the way I think, and, often times, we even come to the same conclusions (coughBisaacacough). Or if not, we generally escalate things to incredible lengths with our Ne and it’s really fun and pretty natural for me, honestly. Which I guess is a bit of a no brainer, when you think about it. “oh rly isaac? you feel most comfortable when you’re exercising your Ti – Ne, especially for humorous reasons? i never would have guessed”.

21: What’s some words you associate with (INTJ)?

Hmm, let’s see. I don’t want to say things like “mastermind” or “chess” because those are everywhere already.

“shadow”, “solve”, “effective”, “engine”, “doubt”, etc. (I’m kind of bad at this, I’m not sure if I really associate any words with the types, really).

Flight by Tristam & Braken.

Hmm. Probably… ExTJ. I’m really not sure why, it’s just electronic, but yeah! More ESTJ, but ENTJ could probably fit in there too. I think the rhythm has something to do with it, because it’s kind of basic, but still really powerful, something I associate with ESTJs.