#flammable-dragon

[smallteawitch]

Magician: Is this your card?

Person: Yes?

Magician: And is THIS your pin number?

Person: urmm

Magician: And finally is THIS the answer to your security question?

Person:... Shit.

[smallteawitch]

Recently diognosed with auditory processing disorder ...

Mum: I've been shouting you for ages are you deaf?

Me: ...yes?

Mum: ...ah.

[dasyjohnson]

✿ :)

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[smallteawitch]

So... Dad ordered a chocolate belgian waffle the place we were at recently added like a pizza extension which is where they now prepare the desserts, receive the waffle: looks fine. Dad starts to talk about how bitter it was and we thought it was just the brandy icecream. We passed it round the table but couldn’t pinpoint what part of the waffle was bitter. Mum tried it and couldn’t stop laughing but managed to say “The ‘chocolate sauce’ is balsamic vinegar” One of the pizzas on the menu has balsamic vinegar on it so it must have got mixed up but you can’t help but wonder if someone has a pizza with chocolate sauce on it XD  

[sakura-haruka]

I voted Lune-Lovegood x :)

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[fawning]

Could I have a blog rate please? x

oh hello c: I’ve never done a blog rate before! But I’m more then happy to do it for you c: url:not my style | alright | great | cute | awesome | kawaii af | perfectionicon: not my style | alright | great | cute | awesome | kawaii af | perfectiontheme: not my style | alright | great | cute | awesome | kawaii af | perfectionposts: not my style | alright | great | cute | awesome | kawaii af | perfectionoverall: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10following: no, sorry ❤️ | yes | I am now | always c:

[helptwelve]

I voted for harryandprongs and my face tag is /tjisnotthatcute :) x

gotcha!

house: gryffindor | hufflepuff | ravenclaw | slytherinblood status: pure-blood | half-blood | muggle-bornera: marauders | lighting era | next generationprefect: yes | noquidditch team: yes | noquidditch position: keeper | beater | chaser | seekerfavourite subject: charms | transfiguration | defence against the dark arts | potions | herbology | astronomy | history of magicoptional fancast: i could see you as a rowena ravenclaw or as a dark hair-ed narcissa malfoy tbh

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[dasyjohnson]

✿ :)

url: 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | BOBBI MORSEicon:  5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | OCTAVIA BLAKE i think this is a selfie? so  I’m not comfortable rating that hahamobile theme:  5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | LAUREL LANCEtheme:  5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | IRIS WESTsidebar:   5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | CAROLINE FORBESposts:  5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | LYDIA MARTINoverall:  5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | KENDRA SAUNDERSfollowing: no but ily | now I am! | yes ofc | til the end of the linecompliment: I like your posts! they’re really funny :)

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