HERE I AM BACK AT MY BULLSHIT AGAIN
Honestly this is just a crack prompt to laugh
But listen to me please
Music Meister now attacks Star City
Oliver is passed out
They go to Central City because he was a metahuman and 'that's your thing'!
And also because he literally went after the fastest man alive
Barry ends up passed out too, wow
But here comes the best part...
They don't end in a musical
Nonono
They end in a disney movie
But not like some random movie
No
ITS THE INCREDIBLES
Of course they are still superheroes
"The last time was a musical, what changed man?"
"I don't know, ask Robin Hood over here" Music Meister and Barry stares at Oliver
"Don't look at me" Oliver raises his hands "William made me watch it like two times this week"
And basically Barry talks with Mr. Incredible while they both get captured on the island and Oliver and Elastigirl go to save them and "I can't believe this idiot got himself captured when he knew what happened in the movie"
Barry never watched the incredibles.
Oliver meets the kids, and has a soft spot for Dash (surely it's because he reminded him to his son, yeah suuure) but also loves Violet because she reminds him of Thea when she was younger.
Anyways, after the fight where they won and stuff, Barry is like 'yay, this is the end of the movie can we go out now?'
But Oliver is anxiously pushing them to their house BECAUSE REMEMBER YOU HAVE A BABY??
And you know, Syndrome kidnaps Jack-Jack and is flying when Oliver shoots an arrow at his shoulder so Jack/Jack falls and Elastigirl and Barry are so busy trying to catch him that they ignore when Syndrome takes that arrow and shoots it back at Oliver.
"Don't worry Barry, this is the end of the movie" Oliver gives him a reassuring smile, watching Barry anxiously trying to stop the bleeding.
"No, no, no, Ollie. If you die here, you die out there" He looks at the family with tears in his eyes as they just stare at him pitying him "We can call Frozone, he can fix this"
"Barry, it's okay" Oliver touches his cheek softly, making look at him.
"No, is not! I can't remember how I got out of here the last time! I don't even understand why is there so much bleeding as if you haven't been shot with an arrow before. This shouldn't even be a movie for kids..." Oliver looks at him with that smile again.
"You're talking too fast"
"Ollie..."
"No. Listen to me. If I'm going to die here, there's something I need to do first" Oliver pulls his neck over him and closes their lips together.
"OH THANK GOD!" Cisco yelled when he saw the two of them awake and kissing.
"Honestly we were worried that not even death would make both of you tell each other your feelings" Felicity crossed her arms as they both separated from the kiss and chuckled.
"This has been the hardest work I've ever done" Music Meister appeared out of nowhere, frowning "Seriously, it's been a month out here, you lovebirds, I was scared I would have to wait to watch Incredibles 2"
"Dude, seriously, fuck off" Barry shook his head
