#flash bfg

[jeffheadcannons]

whalekin flash (battle for grandma)

I miss her dude. You guys are pulling up irrelevant today object shows that I miss so much

[spins-in-confusion]

you’re so cool… y should draw someone from battle for grandma 😁😁 only if you’d like

sorry this is EXTREMELY late but i wanted to watch the show first lmao here

[battle-for-dyke-island]

Flash bfg Cracker obs make out sloppy style

[manyminded]

something something otherkin flash something something

[dawnleaf37]

oh also here’s some squares

[guestt666]

would u like to draw flash bfg :)?

shes like the sterotypical mean girl of object show highschool aus

[angel-with-a-tummy-ache]

why flash from battle for grandma could be canonically whalekin

(original idea by @r3xd4ng3rv3st)

So! Why would we think this?

Well, Flash canonically has a book called "Wacky Spells for Wacky Whales." When Peanut Butter Sandwich says

[ID: peanut butter sandwich from battle for grandma over a while background. He looks concerned, with his mouth open. there are messy subtitles saying "you, uh, aren't a whale" end id]

"You, uh, aren't a whale"

Flash gets defensive.

[ID: flash and peanut butter sandwich from battle for grandma. they are over a white background. flash is visibly angry and yelling, and pbs has a neutral expression, simply sticking his tongue out and looking at the viewer. there are subtitles saying "I can dream, okay!?"]

Flash seems so upset. While many people dream of being animals, especially as kids, they usually don't get this angry about it.

But, when Ender Pearl offers comfort...

[ID: flash and ender pearl from battle for grandma. they are over a white background. Flash looks grumpy, while ender pearl looks a little concerned. EP is smiling though, and saying something. there are subtitles that read "We can do anything if we dream hard enough!" end id]

... in the form of saying "We can do anything if we dream hard enough!" ...

[ID: flash and ender pearl from battle for grandma. they are over a white background. Flash is visibly angry, slapping ender pearl, while ender pearl is laying on the ground with x eyes and a neutral mouth. end ID]

... Flash gets mad at that too!

And it might be hard to understand at first, but heres my hypothesis.

Flash might've been dreaming of being a whale her whole life. It might hurt really badly to hear someone basically say "just try harder!" to her face.

Now this next one might be a bit of a stretch, but!

At some point, for a challenge, she had to fly. So of course, she looked it up in her spell book! But...

[ID: first image: Flash from battle for grandma over a while background. She is smiling with her mouth open. She is holding an open book with a blue cover and yellow bindings. One of her hands is in the air, pointing at a page. There is a caption saying "Oh, here it is! How to fly!"

second image: the open book over a while background. Flash's arms and holding it, but flash herself isn't on screen. on the pages in the book, there are grey doodles of whales and a square, circle, and triangle, which are probably references to the cba hosts. there are lines which represent the words in the book. there is a caption saying "Shoot water out of your blowhole while upside down to fly upwards..." end id]

... Since the book is for whales, it says to just use your blowhole to fly. And that's an issue for Flash, because bodily, she herself is not a whale.

But Flash doesn't even bat an eye! She just goes...

[ID: Flash from battle for grandma over a white background. She is holding the same book as before, in the same pose as before, but her hand is now on the edge of the book instead of in the air. she looks disappointed. there is a caption saying "looks like i'm gonna have to use my mouth as a substitute."]

"Looks like I'm gonna have to use my mouth as a substitute."

And she does!

[ID: Flash from battle for grandma over a white background. There are grey lines showing two islands. one is empty, the other has grandma from battle for grandma on it. there is one cloud. Flash's mouth looks like a 3, and is blowing water out of it. She is floating far above the water. end ID]

It seems like she's done it before. Maybe she used her mouth as a blowhole when she was younger, possibly as a way to relive dysphoria? She's probably done it a lot too, considering the strength needed to keep her in the air like that. (Although that could be waved away by cartoon logic, but still.)

anyway theres my case! If anyone has any questions, please leave them in the notes.

[angel-with-a-tummy-ache]

i saw a post about how like. flash battle for grandma was canonically whalekin. and it was obviously a joke. BUT AS A THERIAN WHO WATCHED BATTLE FOR GRANDMA,