#flat moon

[flat-moon-truther]

Iron Lung Query

I just recently watched the film Iron Lung and, while I believe it was masterfully made, there is just one detail that completely ruined my suspension of disbelief.

The blood ocean is on the Moon, right? Well, how does all that blood stay on the Moon without spilling off the sides? The Moon Is Flat, People!! I suppose you could hold some in the natural craters in the Moon, but I feel like those are really small? Definitely not big enough for an entire blood ocean.

If there are any Blood Scientists or Markiplier Experts that can give me any more insight into this glaring inaccuracy, it would be greatly appreciated.

Otherwise, great film. But I think it's important to be faithful to the truth-- that is, the Moon being Flat.

[telaviv-delhi]

Nemnemnemnem.

Mikor Virág és Sándor rátért a

"covid nincs, de ha mégis, akkor azt vakcinaként adják be",

"NASA nem létezik",

"Gagarin soha nem járt az űrben",

"soha nem járt ember a Holdon",

"nekem megmutatták egy németországi vízműben a tartályokat, amikből a nyugtatót adagolják az ivóvízbe",

"boszniai magyar piramisok rovásírással"

Stb.

még viszonylag nyugodt voltam, de aztán Virág felbátorodott és újat virított: a Föld lapos.

A FÖLD LAPOS.

Nos, én akkor letettem a szerszámot és haladéktalan elfoglaltságra hivatkozva elmentem inni.

(Ps: a laposföldesek komplett idióták. Valójában nem a Föld lapos, hanem a Hold, azért látjuk mindig ugyanazt az oldalát, mert 2D lévén nincs tengelye, ami körūl foroghatna. A szíriuszi gyíkemberek, az emberiség jóindulatú Gazdái helyezték az égre, hogy legyen árapályunk meg éjszaka is villanyunk. A laposhold-hívők messziről kiröhögik a laposföldes paranoidokat hūlyéket)

[dimensionaldemon]

You: flat Earth

Me, and intellectual: flat moon

[davidfirth]

This isn’t “COMING SOON” It is already out. Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISTajZAmyKM

[swimming-in-shattered-stars]

Hi Elon, thanks for the question. Unlike the Earth, Mars has been observed to be round. We hope you have a fantastic Day!

So, what is the difference between round and spherical.  SMH. 

[flat-moon-truther]

Taking Accountability.

Earlier this week, I made this post wrongfully accusing beloved public figure Markiplier of using his new film Iron Lung to push round moon propaganda. Since then, my eyes have been opened, and I have realized the error of my ways.

I am sorry, Markiplier.

Several people brought up many plausible theories about how all that blood can stay on our beautiful Flat Moon, and most notably, that the blood ocean isn't on our Flat Moon at all, but on an alien moon which could be round or flat. It was shortsighted and irresponsible of me to make the assumptions that I did. Of course Markiplier didn't intend for this to be round moon propaganda, and I am embarrassed that I assumed that's what he was doing.

Please, don't let my wrongful accusation impact your enjoyment of the film Iron Lung. It is beautifully made and it's clear that so much care was put into it, and it can still be watched with the comfortable knowledge that no one involved in its making is complicit in denying the Truth of the Flat Moon that we know and love.

I hope you all will forgive me for my rash accusations, which I feel deeply sorry for. And if anyone knows Markiplier and can tell him I'm sorry, that would be greatly appreciated as well.

Go Forth, enjoy Iron Lung, and appreciate our Flat Moon.

[flat-moon-truther]

SORRY FOR BEING INACTIVE, TUMBLR. I KNOW YOU HAVE MISSED MY POSTING ABOUT OUR BEAUTIFUL FLAT MOON, BUT I WAS BUSY TRAINING.

Yeah, that's right, training. Training for what, you may ask? To which I say...

Have you ever heard of the Artemis II Moon Mission? Well, Guess Who's On It!!!

...not me. Turns out training for a Moon Mission using only the equipment in my apartment's communal gym is not sufficient for such a journey. Nor do they like it when you demand to join in the pursuit of Flat Moon Truths.

Maybe I should not have led with accusations of them silencing me and my fellow Flat Moon Truthers. They were likely afraid of me leaking whatever Moon Secrets they discover while they're up there.

Truthfully, I have been sulking about this defeat. But no matter! I return to my initial plan of building my own Moon Rocket, even with the betrayal and sabotage of my landlord.

YOU WILL NOT SILENCE ME, NASA. THE MOON IS FLAT AND YOU CANNOT HIDE IT!!!

[withjustahintofmayhem]

Flat Moon played at the Fulford Arms on 26th February and it was like a house party on steroids! Check out my review! https://wp.me/pqlQV-7uC