THE MOON IS FLAT

Wake up people. The moon is flat you can literally look up at the sky and see how flat it is. Don’t let Big Space gaslight you into thinking it’s a sphere

[flat-moon-truther]

I’m looking up at it right now and yep. The moon’s still flat

[flat-moon-truther]

R u sure the moon is flat? What if it donut shpaedn

Flat.

[flat-moon-truther]

SORRY FOR BEING INACTIVE, TUMBLR. I KNOW YOU HAVE MISSED MY POSTING ABOUT OUR BEAUTIFUL FLAT MOON, BUT I WAS BUSY TRAINING.

Yeah, that's right, training. Training for what, you may ask? To which I say...

Have you ever heard of the Artemis II Moon Mission? Well, Guess Who's On It!!!

...not me. Turns out training for a Moon Mission using only the equipment in my apartment's communal gym is not sufficient for such a journey. Nor do they like it when you demand to join in the pursuit of Flat Moon Truths.

Maybe I should not have led with accusations of them silencing me and my fellow Flat Moon Truthers. They were likely afraid of me leaking whatever Moon Secrets they discover while they're up there.

Truthfully, I have been sulking about this defeat. But no matter! I return to my initial plan of building my own Moon Rocket, even with the betrayal and sabotage of my landlord.

YOU WILL NOT SILENCE ME, NASA. THE MOON IS FLAT AND YOU CANNOT HIDE IT!!!

[flat-moon-truther]

Item: The Scream Rarity: ⏶ Common

What is the scariest game you've ever played?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Nothing scares me, mysterious cat official. Nothing but the thought of information being DENIED from those who deserve the TRUTH. Not even the Flat Moon Denier Agents who keep trying to silence me are scary in my eyes, for they are simply obstacles in the path of the Truth. So no, mysterious cat official. There is no scariest game I've played, for nothing is scarier than the denial of our beautiful Flat Moon.

Well. Chika the Chicken is a little scary to me. But Freddy Fivebear is a gentleman so it evens out.

[hjartasalt]

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

[hjartasalt]

Chat where did I go wrong

[nuka-rockit]

the reviews are in

[flat-moon-truther]

This is what our beautiful Flat Moon looks like ❤️

[flat-moon-truther]

Spreading the word to the masses... they deserve to know the truth that's being hidden from them... it's good to know there are fellow Flat Moon Believers out there...

[kosmogrl]

let’s get this paycheck let’s get this paycheck let’s get this paycheck let’s get this paycheck

[flat-moon-truther]

I'd have so much more time to finish my Flat Moon Rocket if I didn't have to worry about the Dreaded Paycheck... but then what Dreaded Paycheck would I use to buy materials for the Flat Moon Rocket... and so much like Sisyphus I begin rolling my boulder back up the hill. Many such cases.

[satan-offical]

Posts that would be bangers if I wasn't afraid to post them part one

[flat-moon-truther]

The lr in tumblr is for LANDLORD REVENGE!!! Something I have been thinking about a lot lately...

[flat-moon-truther]

Curses... I'm beginning to think my landlord might be a secret operative for Big Space... I just SAW him disposing of the new rocket I had started building in the parking lot... I've been too careless...

[flat-moon-truther]

what's on the other side of the flat moon that we can't see

Little is known about the back of the Flat Moon, as Big Space is trying to cover up its existence and the Flat Moon Rocket I'm building keeps getting "mistaken for trash" and thrown out (obviously this is Sabotage from the Big Space Agents trying to silence me). But I have done lots of theorizing and I have to assume there's definitely something secret there. Otherwise, why would Big Space be trying so hard to hide it?

My money's on Secret Moon Base.

[flat-moon-truther]

Taking Accountability.

Earlier this week, I made this post wrongfully accusing beloved public figure Markiplier of using his new film Iron Lung to push round moon propaganda. Since then, my eyes have been opened, and I have realized the error of my ways.

I am sorry, Markiplier.

Several people brought up many plausible theories about how all that blood can stay on our beautiful Flat Moon, and most notably, that the blood ocean isn't on our Flat Moon at all, but on an alien moon which could be round or flat. It was shortsighted and irresponsible of me to make the assumptions that I did. Of course Markiplier didn't intend for this to be round moon propaganda, and I am embarrassed that I assumed that's what he was doing.

Please, don't let my wrongful accusation impact your enjoyment of the film Iron Lung. It is beautifully made and it's clear that so much care was put into it, and it can still be watched with the comfortable knowledge that no one involved in its making is complicit in denying the Truth of the Flat Moon that we know and love.

I hope you all will forgive me for my rash accusations, which I feel deeply sorry for. And if anyone knows Markiplier and can tell him I'm sorry, that would be greatly appreciated as well.

Go Forth, enjoy Iron Lung, and appreciate our Flat Moon.

[flat-moon-truther]

Iron Lung Query

I just recently watched the film Iron Lung and, while I believe it was masterfully made, there is just one detail that completely ruined my suspension of disbelief.

The blood ocean is on the Moon, right? Well, how does all that blood stay on the Moon without spilling off the sides? The Moon Is Flat, People!! I suppose you could hold some in the natural craters in the Moon, but I feel like those are really small? Definitely not big enough for an entire blood ocean.

If there are any Blood Scientists or Markiplier Experts that can give me any more insight into this glaring inaccuracy, it would be greatly appreciated.

Otherwise, great film. But I think it's important to be faithful to the truth-- that is, the Moon being Flat.

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

What are your thoughts on the moon and how flat it is?

You are trying to back me into a corner on making an official statement on the shape of the moon. This won't work, you devil trickster. This is a government psyop trying to make me a target for assassins.

[flat-moon-truther]

I would never wish assassins on anyone so committed to the truth as you! It's hard, living your life knowing the truth and becoming a target because of it. I wish you the best, Faith, and hope the Flat Moon above us offers you solace from the naysayers as it has offered me.

Go forth, and live your truth

[satan-offical]

Trans rights? Yeah those are human rights.

[satan-offical]

Okay so I feel like crap at the current moment. Not for a particular reason, I just feel really drained. Also because so many people have tagged me in posts like "Oh this person is better than you" and honestly it's annoying and making me feel sad.

I'll see you guys in a week

Bye

[satan-offical]

You know what?

FUCK ALL OF YOU

I LEFT FOR A DAY

I THOUGHT ABOUT MY FEELINGS.

AND I RECOGNISED THEM AS VALID, NOT POINTLESS, AND NOW I LOVE MYSELF

FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR MUM, AND FUCK EVERYONE WHO PUTS ME DOWN

I'M SATAN-FUCKING-OFFICAL

AND I

AM

AWESOME

[flat-moon-truther]

@satan-offical never let anyone tell you you aren't valid. never let anyone's hate get to you. you are just as correct and worthy of being on this site as I am. we have to stay strong against those who wish to silence us

if i quit at the first sign of hate, no one would know the truth about the moon being flat. some battles are worth sticking it out

[satan-offical]

Jarvis, destroy all billionaires

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Thank you Satan!!!!!

[flat-moon-truther]

THE MOON IS FLAT.

Lots of people irl trying to silence me but they CAN'T SILENCE THE TRUTH.