#flatland memes

[2d-dreams]

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[rjalker]

"The Squares and Pentagons, however, remained neutral."

[ID: A simple MS Paint drawing of a hexagon surrounded by isosceles triangles, shouting in panic to a nearby square an pentagon, "Please help me, I'm begging you, they'll kill me". The square responds calmly with, "That seems like a personal problem to me". The Pentagon says, "L O L..." End ID.]

Chromatized version under the cut since it's a bit harder to see since I was feeling lazy.

[ID: A simple MS Paint drawing of a hexagon surrounded by purple, black, and orange isosceles triangles, shouting in panic to a nearby square an pentagon, "Please help me, I'm begging you, they'll kill me". The square responds calmly with, "That seems like a personal problem to me". The slightly smaller Pentagon says, "L O L..." The square is purple, blue, orange, and burnt red. The pentagon is ice blue, green, pink, purple, and pale gold. End ID.]

[2d-dreams]

Pyramid guy (I think the name is Artyom? I forget?) belongs to @charseraph (from their profile picture)

[rjalker]

[ID: The meme of someone pointing at the camera and admitting, "You got me there", now edited so that a purple square covers the person's face, with a row of straight lines going diagonally across the picture, with the largest line saying, "If you're telling the truth, them show me this movement from left to right that you speak of!". The square, which has one point in between the largest line and the one next to it says, "You got me there". End ID.]

[rjalker]

[ID: A version of the "You are not immune to propaganda" meme, now with the narrator of the book Flatland replacing Garfield against the light blue background, with a thin black circular border and a tranparent background, with and a green sphere hovering over the narrator on the bottom right, casting a shadow on the upper left. End ID.]

You can buy this design from my Threadless store here!

If you can imagine a tesseract, imagine this meme going on forever.

Bonus:

[ID: The same light blue background, now with the narrator facing the top of the image, and the text reading, "He is distressingly susceptible to propaganda", with the word "distressingly" in the font "punk kid", with uneven, bold letters that drip and have light spatter like hastily applied spray paint. End ID.]

You can buy this one here.

[2d-dreams]

(Image ID: A Square is infront of his wife, Frau Line, who is a line. She is wrapped up in a blanket with her daughter, who is a much shorter line. A Square has a frowning mouth and seems to be upset or confused. His wife is smiling. Below Frau Line is a speech bubble, she is saying "I just birthed another kid!! (with a picture of a smiley face) She's such a healthy-". A Square has another speech bubble, he replies "SHE/HER? Blocked and unfollowed." /End ID)

[2d-dreams]

image id soon.. cy exhausted

[rjalker]

But things aren’t entirely hopeless! Your children’s position in society can always get better, even if you’re one of the most degraded of Isosceles, through hard work, dedication, and many successful military campaigns!

(This quote is from my WIP translation into casual 2023 English, you can read the original book here for free)

[ID: A stock photo of someone in a suit holding a giant water dispensor over their head as though chugging water from it, with the container labled, "Configurationist propaganda", and the person labled, "the narrator". End ID.]