#flatulate

[beamlyus]

[clitorisprohibitousdirtbago-blog]

You gotta emphasize the little things in life, put them up on a pedestal

[steveboer]

Sad dog

“I may have farted right in that dog’s face.”   I thought it was just one of those dogs that had a naturally wrinkly face, but I guess not.

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[badassfluteplayer]

Just what I wanted to learn from my expensive post-secondary education.

[snargaluffy]

So, I'm ill at the moment and my temperature is fluctuating and so I complain about it to my mum and she comes out with this:

"It's better to fluctuate than to flatulate!" 

This pretty much sums up our relationship. :P

[whatshouldwecallsbu-blog]

When you successfully fart silently in a packed lecture hall