The Happy Rant

I have more in common with a fictional skeleton than anything in real life

[badassfluteplayer]

i like gravity falls because it’s so relatable. summer starts and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere. then before you know it yellow demonic triangles are trying to steal your soul.

[badassfluteplayer]

[moron2themax-deactivated2024030]

Rey and Finn would have gotten dunked on big time if that song played.

[badassfluteplayer]

wat.

[badassfluteplayer]

So my family looked at the Myers-Briggs Star Wars personality chart.

I got Luke Skywalker.

My brother got Yoda.

...

...

My mom got Jar Jar Binks.

[anamurakamikin]

[badassfluteplayer]

Another Star Wars promo plays on TV. Nearby, a daughter and son chat excitedly about the new movie.

Son: “Han Solo is obviously the best character in the Star Wars universe.”

Daughter: “Kylo Ren makes a close second though! And don’t forget the awesome combined cuteness of Poe, Finn, Rey, and BB-8!”

The mother huddles under the blankets in this cold, cold winter. She mutters:

“When’s all this Star Wars crap gonna end?”

[ask-aph-dorkmark]

The first thing I did in 2016 was

Put what you did in the tags!

[lovestreams84]

Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder.

[stacysdad-deactivated20190908]

i love how everyone has dropped their individual passions to reblog star wars what an end to 2015

[badassfluteplayer]

Life under the First Order can get intense.

I had too much fun making this that I decided to make more Undertale/The Force Awakens crossover. Sorry, not sorry.

[egobuzz]

a brief review of the new star wars characters

rey: the true mvp 

finn: perfect cinnamon roll too good too pure

poe: sweet gay space son

bb-8: the bravest lil droid in the entire galaxy (must be protected at all costs) 

kylo ren: [slam dunks this child straight into the garbage where he belongs]

[riot3672]

me: [follows kylo into the trash]

[laracroftsspouse-deactivated201]

explain the reason for your url

[badassfluteplayer]

Predictions for Episode VIII

Justin Trudeau is revealed to be the long lost twin brother of Kylo Ren and the two fight a good vs. evil battle to the death.

[aimlessnovelist]

being in a fandom but having nothing to contribute 

[badassfluteplayer]

I wanna cosplay as one of the characters for the Gravity Falls finale but I'm terrified that whoever I pick will be the one to die in said finale. ... I'm still watching a kid's show, right?

[blueberryhill]

[mariodyssey]

i feel bad my interests are all over the place like idk what content u followed me for originally but it probably wasnt this