#flawless quotes

[lights-all-askew]

Lots of stuff is getting done–or at least words are getting written–but part of my brain is going "oh god the world is broken and it is so large and I am too small and I cannot fix it and nothing is working and everything is going to hell and someday I will stand before the saints and angels to justify my existence and they will say 'Everything going wrong with the world, and the best you could think to do was plant heirloom beets?!'" The fix for this is either more sunlight or less stupid people and I suspect buying a sunlamp is easier.

-Ursula Vernon on her blog Tea with the Squash God

[fromcainwithlove]

"HELLO, MY NAME IS LEWIS AND THE APOCALYPSE IS CANCELLED. I WORK FOR GOD NOW. THIS IS MY DAUGHTER, PRINCESS TIARA PARAKEET. SHE NAMED HERSELF."

Kage Baker (via siacatmesecat)

[stopthisstupidrideiwantoff]

Summary: “Who are we but the stories we tell ourselves, about ourselves, and believe?”- Scott Turow, Ordinary Heroes

[anakinnaberrie]

Everybody lives, Rose. Just this once, everybody lives.

[nastydew]

FUCK ME WOW! - Rebecca Walters