”Oh, you’re a vampire! How cool!”
[A nine or ten-year-old girl approached you in a park.]
“My cousin is a vampire. She has taught me how to recognize one! I will also become a vampire when I am older. She’ll turn me, she promised. Can you turn me now? Do you want to drink my blood? I can give you some.”
[She blond girl kept talking while another one was approaching you waving to your unexpected interlocutor.]
"...Excuse me? Just because I have a more foreboding presence than most doesn't mean you can assume what I am. Perhaps you need to stop reading so much dark fiction, little one. Encountering a Vampire for someone as young as yourself would surely spell trouble. They're ruthless with all mortal beings, regardless of age, so be wary of that."
When the small girl wouldn't stop implying his undead qualities and offering her own blood to hasten her supposed fate as a fellow Vampire, Ruki could only shake his head and sigh in exasperation. In the near distance, he could immediately approach what he expected was the child's guardian. Squatting down to meet her short stature, the scowl on his visage only deepened.
"Listen to me carefully, because I'll only say this once. I have no time to waste with a mere child. And it should be known that there are certain Vampires who most likely wouldn't feed on someone so young—so quit requesting that I turn you into an undead demon. Not only is that impossible, but it's also highly unbecoming of an adult. Run along back to your parents now before I get really irritated."















