May 5, 2020
@flcmes
“ you know, ” peter begins, in a tone that suggests he’s gearing up for a complaint of epic proportions. he holds a wadded up ball of tissue under what’s left of a once-impressive nosebleed. “ i can jump off a building, no problem. but i stand up too fast during allergy season, and... ” as least the worst seems to have passed. extremely sexy of peter, really. “ can you imagine if that happened under the mask ?? johnny, i’d probably drown or something. ” a certain amount of dramatics is allowable in the life of a spider-man, right ?? right.