strategist group chat: Woe gets a package
alianorasEpilogue: hey so how do people like, open boxes
alianorasEpilogue: normally speaking
impenitentShipper: hands are a favourite of mine
impenitentShipper: for that and other reasons
impenitentShipper: scissors if that doesn't work out for you
alianorasEpilogue: **takes notes**
wayfaringStranger: I enjoy an X-Acto knife
alianorasEpilogue: So how would people recommend uh. opening boxes without hands.
alianorasEpilogue: say uh, you were busy.
impenitentShipper: get some hands, duh
fraternitasFlore: get someone else to do it?
impenitentShipper: yeah that. is definitely what i meant by that
alianorasEpilogue: hmm......
wayfaringStranger: Depends on the box. If you don't care about the contents, fire usually works
alianorasEpilogue: Thank you all!
[ae goes offline]
autosotericAnticryptid: Getting someone else to do it usually works for me.
impenitentShipper: so what's the over/under on them just. not having hands
[later]
alianorasEpilogue: I figured it out guys!
alianorasEpilogue: Also if you see anyone talking about Angles Anonymous, that's completely coincidental.
alianorasEpilogue: Absolutely no connection whatever.
[...]
autosotericAnticryptid: I. Just thought you needed a hand.
autosotericAnticryptid: ...that's not even supposed to be a pun.
impenitentShipper: They did, in fact, mention a lack thereof
alianorasEpilogue: i didn't mention anything of the sort!!!!
impenitentShipper: i'm not sure it was meant to be literal
alianorasEpilogue: you all were the ones that jumped to conclusions!!
alianorasEpilogue: I can take care of myself, thank you!
autosotericAnticryptid: Do you actually have hands
alianorasEpilogue: whether i have hands or not is entirely besides the point here, @autosotericAnticryptid!
[even later]
impenitentShipper: I don't think we can handle it.
impenitentShipper: Your body's too bootylicious.
alianorasEpilogue: anyway i would appreciate if people stopped discussing my hands thanks!!!!
alianorasEpilogue: they're completely normal hands and that's all there is to say about that.
wayfaringStranger: Okay, I'm done.
alianorasEpilogue: they've got thumbs, four fingers, nails, everything!
alianorasEpilogue: knuckles
alianorasEpilogue: a palm!
autosotericAnticryptid: skin
alianorasEpilogue: skin!