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-- 2. Love (More like a crush)
Day 1. His morning started pretty normal, other than his horrible headache- or, well no that was pretty normal to. Major had slumped out of bed still half asleep, he had only got about five hours of sleep, but that was his own fault for staying out so late. It took him a few tries to get the bathroom door open before almost falling in, balancing was a lost cause at this time of the morning. Holding himself up against the counter, Major looked at himself in the mirror. He didn’t even remember putting on his pajamas last night, but even so he did a horrible job at it. The blue and white striped top must of fell off in his sleep, leaving only the matching shorts still on. He let out a small embarrassed huff, only glad he lived alone. Looking back up, he began cleaning up for the day, he had work this afternoon and was still on call. As he brushed his hair back Major recalled the events of last night, it was blurry but he did remember meeting a lady named Cel, and by golly was she pretty. Well Major thought to himself, he splashed some water on his face and then dried it off with a pink towel. When he looked back at himself again, he smiled for a moment… That smile grew even wider when he heard his phone go off. Did he give her his number last night and he didn’t remember? The chance was slim but it was there and he flew into the living room and grabbed his cell- his smile quickly disappearing again. “One new message from Kaillen” He was needed in the badlands asap. Major sighed, and rubbed his face, got his hopes up again haha. Day 3. He seen her again! He really seen her again! Major was down in a rut that night, and was going to the lame, very empty Colmarean bar. Before he could sit down though he was greeted by a toothy grin and a head of pink hair he recognized from the other night. His spirits were instantly lifted and whatever he was upset about was pushed to the back of his mind. For the first time in a long time Major didn’t drink, instead the two went out to the docks and talked for a couple hours. Now he was just getting to his apartment , waving goodbye and closing the buildings door. Once he got to his own apartment, he leaned back against the door and let out a long sigh and ran one of his hands over his face. He stayed out too late tonight, but he didn’t regret it at all. Nothing could ruin his good mood right now, not even remembering he had work that morning. Day 7. Major slumped into the office to grab his jacket and some info on the report he was about to deal with. His hair was still wet and his face a light shade of pink, with a big frown across it. It was Sunday, Majors day off. The day before he had made plans with Cel for the first time to go swimming in the ocean. Never in his life has Major just gone out and done something with a girl that was just “hanging out” and he was more than excited. It was only an hour in when Major heard his phone going off on the shore, and quickly paused whatever they might have been doing to go check it. Major calmly flicked on the screen and immediately lost his smile. “One new message from Kaillen” Again? Now? Letting out a defeated sigh he explained the situation to Cel. There was something going on in the badlands again, and since Major was the only near by ranger at the moment he needed to take care of it. Before he excited the city though, Cel called him out, still in her swimsuit. She gave him her number and told him to call whenever he was free again, so she could see if she had any free time to. Smiling again, Major nodded and headed off to work, seeming a little more distracted and clumsy than usual. Day 10. Midnight? Yeah it was midnight… like 12:30 or something. He couldn’t sleep at all, Majors mind had been racing all day since he found out he was getting a real day off for once. It was nice to know he will get a break from work, honestly all the fighting was making him sore, but that wasn’t what was on his mind. Only 3 days earlier Cel said he should text her whenever he was off again so they could hang out without being interrupted. He has been staring at her opened contacts for awhile now, trying to think of the right way to word his text. “hey i got the day off, wanna hang out tomorrow?” No.. no no that was to direct… “i have a day off tomorrow, you free?” That just sounded desperate…. Major sighed and pulled his comforter over his head and just went with the flow the best he could and typed. “hey its major, sorry its late but i just found out i’ll have the day off today. i know its short notice but if your free would you want to hang out again?” Day 11. It was 10 pm, and Major practically danced into his apartment. He has a big dumb goofy smile plastered on his face and his cheeks were bright red. All day he spent with Cel and just five minutes ago both went home, he was able to contain his happiness for the time being but now that he was home and alone he could sing and dance all he wanted. Putting his phone down on the bed side table, Major changed into his blue and white striped pajamas and flopped into bed, pulling the pillow over his face. Even though he was exhausted, he didn’t want to sleep at all. The two of them spent the day in Lumiouse together, then went back to Colmarean around 6. The whole day was a blast and not a single thing seemed to go wrong, he could have never asked for more. Majors little schoolgirl fit was quickly interrupted by his phone going off. He turned his head to look at it with an instant look of disappointment. It was probably Kaillen again, reminding him that he had to work the next morning or something. With a defeated groan, he forced himself to pick up the phone, that exhaustion just now hitting him, but yet again he was woken up when he flicked on the screen. “One new message from Cel, Hey today was pretty great, we should do it again sometime hun” Quickly rolling over and holding his phone up over his head and started typing a reply, whiting a couple seconds before sending. “that would be nice, whenever your free tell me and I’ll see if I can get time off !” Major hugged his phone and laid their, letting out a deep relaxed sigh this time. He had a crush on her, that was pretty obvious at this point (He probably had it since day one) but he had never felt like this about a girl before. Like he actually got to know her and it wasn’t some lame meeting at the bar and a dumb date the next day, it was like they were actually friends. In that case though, Major wouldn’t say anything. Being her friend was enough as it is, he wouldn’t want to ruin that like he did with every good relationship, by trying to… make a move…. maybe…… Aw geez what is he going to do... -- Cel belongs to, @flenja
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