#fleshgxit

[onlyjokesherebro]

{{ me: i love my son 💛 c:

{{ me: but i also wanna see him sqUIRM AS HE TRIES TO ESCAPE A PEOPLE-EATING MONSTER IN THE WOODS, A SERIAL KILLER, A CANNIBAL (ALSO IN THE WOODS)------

[onlyjokesherebro]

@fleshgxit i’ve had some ideas/headcanons regarding the “co-habitation”(?) thing, and also what we talked about before

Chris stays after he’s attacked by another monster, and the fleshgait fights it off

Some sort of contract? Probably because Chris has survived for [x amount of time] while being lost in the woods with the fleshgait. and they’re both like “ok u kno what. feck it.”

(Which’d probably mean that Ruth is adopted by Diane after Angela&Tom&Chris are declared missing :’) oh man.)

And Chris shapes up on his camping/survival skills. Wow.

Also hunts his own food. And sometimes with/for the fleshgait (but only animals. people are a no-no. (for now. (oop.)))

[onlyjokesherebro]

tries to chew on leg while he sleeps

Eyes don’t quite snap open, but the realisation of an ash-cold hand around his ankle brings something strong out of him. Which ends up being a mule’s kick in the direction of whatever shithead is grabbing at him in his sleep.

“Get the fuck outta here, shitlump, before I stab you.”

[onlyjokesherebro]

MY MOM AND STEPDAD ARE DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU.

ALSO: GO FUCK YOURSELF.

[onlyjokesherebro]

{{ @fleshgxit   this song   ,   yay/nay(?)

[onlyjokesherebro]

{{ chris & @fleshgxit having verbal fisticuffs and such like

{{ lol

{{ remembers chris’ stepdad & mum are dead in that thread

{{ :(

[onlyjokesherebro]

I want to see you in a serving dish lined with potatoes and carrots :)

Send my muse an outfit you want them in. “I want to see you in a _____”

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Go shrivel to dust in a dark corner of an unfound cave. :)