@fleurfell sent : “ Mister Okawa, can you please explain to me what poggers means ? ” And over coffee is the time he feels it's appropriate to ask this. Why.
Nevermind the fact that he accepted the invite on such short notice. Nevermind the fact that Shelly sighed and said they’d have to get him a complete business casual wardrobe for events such as these. Nevermind that he’s trying his damnedest to be at least proper.
He half swallows, half inhales his coffee, and ends up having to set his mug down, raising a hand while the other covers his mouth as he cough. Oh shit. Ooooh shit that CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF LEFT FIELD.
Help. He’s dying. He’s dying and Lysandre killed him without even knowing how or why. Oh God. Oh God he sees the ground open up and Hell getting ready to welcome him and—
“I’m alright, I’m alright, sorry about that—”
Ooooh boy. Here. Inhale. Exhale. Take another small sip of coffee, dab a corner of a napkin to soak up the tears that formed at the corner of his eyes, and thank all the Gods that exist that all eyeliner available in the Aqua base is water and smudge-proof.
“Pardon me if it is rude to ask,” he says, resting his elbow into his hand, eyes squinting back in the ever-amused expression he bore when he met the man at the Ball of Hearts, “but what brought this up?”













