“Helllooooo~ is this thing on…?”
“It’s probably a bit slow..we did pick up off the ground and everything.”
There’s an intense shaking sensation. You feel like you’re bouncing around, and your eyes wobble a bit. When it stables, it’s a bit blurry but you can see the silhouette of a monster and a flower.
“You’re acting like I don’ know that dumbass.”
There’s a small silence, an implied eye roll has been set in stone, from who is the real question.
“You think Teacup can let us keep this thing??”
The flower questions, as you feel yourself being flipped over.
“Dunno….I mean it’s just a camera. It doesn’t even seem like there’s anything in it. Not even any film..”
You get flipped over again, getting faced to face with the goat monster, getting a closer look at his emerald green eyes. The flower seems to grab you out of his hands, and with a bit of struggle successfully they do so.
“The LED is on though, along with the dial being switched out…”
There’s a small pause.
“It’s also loud as hell… it’s obviously on.”
“Well, what do we do with it?”
“Take it and record the other's dark secrets, duh.”
“Wha- Buttercup! The fuck!”
“What? It’s a good idea!”
“The camera doesn’t even have film it can’t record anyways-!”
The argument quickly tunes out, as you feel a bubble in your throat. Where are you? Who are they? Why are you a supposed “camera”? These questions whirl in your head for a good minute.
Maybe if you try speaking, they might take notice? They could tell you where you are? And maybe remember something.
You do have one memory though. One line that tickles in the back of your head.
"And you, dear viewer, can surely use some entertainment.”