#fliering

[themancorialist]

Oldham Street, Manchester.

[undeadsanta]

A tip for tourist Americans

Handing out fliers has made me realise a few things about American tourists:

you don't always have one listen to what the person fucking says, lets put it this way YOU DON'T HAVE A BUBONIC PLAGUE yes i tested people by saying this instead of "ghost tour"

Your not always leaving if you don't have a bag you cant shout at me saying your leaving

You havent been on every ghost tour or just been on it come on we aint idiots.

you cant look at me as if i am dirt im doing a job and your being a cunt keep it up and i wont be afraid to take a cane and whack your head.

[cuimhnigh-i-gconai]

Never want to ask if people want to learn ballroom ever again