#flies suck

[karlartsyes23]

Above 20 flies in my room

I have found three more

Why can't we invent a thing that is just set up in rooms where bugs can't come in or be born or spawned there

I would appreciate that invention and buy a million of it

I HATE FLIESSSS

[serpeant7793]

I have an irrational fear of flies. It's not the actual bug, it's the noise they make. To my brain, it sounds like a wasp, and so I freak out and run like the devil himself is chasing me down and continue to be shamed by my guardian for being afraid of flies. Is it just me or...?

[lilmsswiftie13]

I don't mean to be vicious towards flies, but like...gosh they just annoy the crap out of me. I swear fly hunting is my skill. I literally started yelling at the fly "YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN!!" I took my anger towards Scott and Scooter on it and it was great....for me at least. 😂

@taylorswift

[verykindagood]

A fly just tried to enter my nose and that is the most traumatic event of my life

[stonecrusherproductions]

Normally I don’t brag about my accomplishments...

But I killed a fly by kicking it.

[echocoop]

God damn flies. I kill one and now the ones in my room are bombarding me. Fucking... As I write this they're running into me. I want to rest, you little buzzing menaces!!

[everybirdfellsilent]

For some reason our bathroom has a ton of flies in it but they are moving really slow. So I took the lighter and set them on fire then washed them down the sink. I think of it as cremation since they were dying anyway. You know. A hunter's funeral. 1. The smell of a burning fly is disgusting. 2. They don't die they only get singed wings further proving that they are the tiniest little minions Satan sends from Hell.

[joverree]

There's a dead fly in my bed

This fly was freaking out and flew into the back of my head and got stuck in my hair and I started screaming and slapping it out and now I think it's in my bed so I'm sleeping on top of the covers... What is my life?!