my wife sweet talks in the creepiest and sweetest ways… she said and I quote from this morning before leaving back to VILE island, “I love you my bloody body bag with incoherent limbs!!”
what. I love you too, but… can’t you just say “I love you Ivy!!” other than, “I would love to affectionate you in your dug up grave at valentines while decapitating others and stuffing them with cotton to do taxidermy!!”
@ivys-sienna do you even have any idea how dating is like… ever since the moment we met you’ve been giving me mixed signals 💔💔
YOU TRIED TO KILL ME THEN YOU BROUGHT ME HOME WITH A BATCH OF COOKIES YOU BOUGHT ON THE WAY THERE















