𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐨 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 | 𝐓𝐞𝐜𝐡𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫
Warnings: Swearing, Flirty techno, Mild suggestive themes,
You had just got a notification, It had Squid kids name on it, “What did that bozo do this time?” You thought to yourself as you opened the popup from your watch, Squid Kid is no longer ranked #1 in potatoes.
“WHAT?” You said outloud to yourself, Squid kid was one of your first and only friends, And it was his achievement to reach number one in potatoes, “So, who took his spot?” You said to yourself as you clicked on the rankings, Tech- No- Blade. “Huh, strange name.”
You have heard of this technoblade before around the marketplace from the villagers and the players. They said that he was their blood god, and they would do anything to please him.
You on the other hand didn’t really believe he exist, Nobody saw him before. and people who claimed to see him was just plain crazy.
You assumed that Squid kid was obviously morning over his loss, and was going to work harder to gain his title back, so maybe you should go and visit him and make sure he isn’t in some sort of depression, while also stealing some carrots from him.
(Sorry if I get some things wrong here,)
You looked at the smart watch again and clicked on friends and then squid kid,Your vision was blurred with a black sight, that was normal for traveling. Your feet touched the ground and you gathered your breath.
“HAHA, YOUR LIFE ACHIEVEMENT, IT’S GONE! HA, SUCKER!” A voice boomed. The voice was deep and monotone, sounded more like an npc then an actual player. “Just stop dude, You have number one, so just leave me alone.
“Squid! I heard your ranking was taken, Are you technoblade?” You asked while running to the blue boys side, “Indeed I am, And what is a goddess like you hanging around him?” He purred in a deep tone. “U-Uh, Thanks for the compliment, And he’s my friend.” You tried to explain but the stuttering got the best of you.
he wore a grey pig skull and had long pink hair which was tied up in a long braid which reached to his hips.
“Oh, I’m just telling the truth my goddess, I would gladly spend eternity with you anytime.” He said while bowing to you, You were cut off guard by his sudden compliments, “Was I really that attractive? I thought I looked like shit.” You thought while rubbing your cheek. “Alright, Stop flirting in front of me, If anything just bang outside my island please.” Squid growled.
“O-Oh come on Squid, I came here to comfort you.”. “Oh, I know. Just Technolaid over there wants to bang you, I can tell.” He glared at the piglin, who only held a sly grin. “I mean, He’s not lying.” Your face was now a bright red, If you didn’t look like a tomato before, you definitely did now.
“I-I’m getting out of here.” You mumbled while covering your face and walking to the portal, “Shall I walk you out, My goddess?” Techno asked, “You really are being to much, I-I’m no goddess.”
“Well, You most definitely look like one.”