#flo thoughts

[fyodior]

sometimes i forget how incredibly cursed official bones art is. like what the fuck is this

[flomuffin]

Soup

Can i say how underrated soup is??? chicken noodle is warm, filling and comforting like a hug Hearty, thick, and chunky like a stew or chowder Thin, light, almost creamy and cold like a refreshing gazpacho Complex and layered like a slow cooked Pho broth simple and elegant like a bisque especially in the fall, I feel like nothing is quite as comforting as soup on a cold day. Even half way across my country, a bowl of it makes me feel right at home and welcome. I know it's not everyone's jam but, it's something magical and versatile to even recycle ingredients.

Throw some veggie butts you have leftover in a pot with some water, maybe some random seasonings you might like too. Salt and pepper, maybe even throw in a whole egg in the last couple minutes if you want. it's an awesome way to recycle what may not be enough for a full meal honestly.

[flo-the-nb-crab]

I is soft squishy, shell is hard klonk. 🦀

Turtle is soft squishy, shell is hard klonk. 🐢

Coinkydink? I think not! 🦀=🐢

[fyodior]

i need me a f/o who i can just text “lemme see ur dick” and without questioning it he just sends a down the pants shot of his soft dick. thats all

[fyodior]

LOOK WHO FINALLY CAME HOME

[fyodior]

coworker is playing otaku hot girl and im having to be normal about the mention of gojo in the workplace

[fyodior]

if you’re gonna block me over dark content more power to u but just keep it to ur fuckin self like an adult don’t post about it to let everyone know that it made you “viscerally sick” LMAO

[fyodior]

just found my missing vibe that’s been gone for easily a year and it still has some charge left. life is beautiful sometimes