Floating Eyeballs: “NONSENSE! I was wrong to worry about these things! They are inconsequential! Pepper spray makes ‘em go away!!!” Giant Vampire Bats!! page: “Nothing to worry about! All they want is fruit! The missing livestock were actually eaten by a hot-sauce-loving beast called the chalupacabra.” “Feral Gnomes: The deeper into the woods you go, the more wild and rude the gnomes turn! Be careful! A gnome bite from a feral gnome will make you get gradually hairier and shorter over the course of your lifetime. Which is fine if you want to work in tech support but a nightmare for the rest of us. QUEEN GNOME: Without a queen, gnomes tend to go wild, which is less cute than it sounds. To locate a queen, gnomes select the most beautiful female gnome with the most luxurious beard. (All gnomes have beards. That includes babies.) Queen Gnomes do everything in the forest, from resolving disputes between caterpillars to controlling berry trafficking. Unfortunately, because of their diet of pie and candy, queens are delicious meals themselves, and are usually eaten by foxes or boy scouts before they turn 200. Then the search begins again.” #gravityfalls #ProjectJournal3 #journal3 #journal3blacklight #fordpines #stanfordpines #blacklight #floatingeyeballs #gnomes #giantvampirebats #vampirefruitbat