#flongo

[hoko-onchi-writes]

SOTR is all over my dash and so far NO ONE has mentioned that guy who’s ADDICTED TO REPTILES. Like when we meet him he’s just been licking toads to get high, then he dumps out a load of snakes and lizards and shit and gives a python to a hissing twelve-year-old horror clone. Side character of all time. Haribo or Mortco or Flongo or whatever the fuck his name was. Oh yeah and he’s Drusilla’s ex-husband and they get back together at the end. Like. There are live snake earrings.

Just to show us how much of a huge fucking upgrade Effie is.

But also! just sometimes you get a batshit crazy idea as a writer and if you’re Suzanne Collins you can stick that into a gotdamn bestseller that people all over the world are absolutely rabid for.

Good job Morpho you made Effie a hero

[paul-patts-blog]

A Captain and his Crew || Flongo

@sophisticated-thief

Last night after the game, Paul had done his rounds, trying to find his teammates to clap ‘em on the shoulder and share a commiserating hug or two, while also throwing insults Ravenclaw’s way of course. Most everyone had ended up in the common room for a sort of...post-game reflection. Couldn’t call it a celebration ‘course. They’d not won anything.

By the end of it, Paul felt better though about the whole thing. Yeah, they’d lost to Ravenclaw. They’d not be Quidditch champions this year. But they’d played well and they still had two months ahead and he had his team at his side, and that was what mattered--

Well, all but Flynn, who Paul had lost track of early in the evening. Which is why he sought him out now, wanting to do the whole game debrief with him too and see where it was he’d disappeared off to. He found the bloke in the Great Hall the next morning and slid into a seat across from him. He knocked his knuckles on the table to get Flynn to look up.

“Oi, heya,” he greeted, eyebrows quirking. “Where’d you run off to last night? You missed all the sad pub songs,” he teased.

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