#floofyposting

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Imagining an iron lung submarine with the front molded into Simon lung/markiplier’s face like some evil wet cosmic horror Thomas the Train

This is what they get for all that symbolism with him becoming part of the submarine

That’s the real Simon Lung

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So glad Markiplier put so much time and effort into hacking up his iron lung

As one of the little rats nibbling on it I have to say I really appreciate all the hard work

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I forgot to iron my lungs after going to see the movie and now I have a cough

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Hey guys did you know that sometimes if you drop a carrot in a hole you get a free rabbit

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Whatever you do don’t tell JD Vance about the date everything game

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The reason Hugh Jackman has been cast as old men who die recently is because the film industry is trying to reverse psychology the universe by pointing out how old and close to death he’s getting

“OoOOh LooOK he’s dyingggg!

Shut up oh my me he’s fine!”

And then he lives a bit longer

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Fems are women

Mascs are men

I propose enbies be referred to as just en

Men

Women

En

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If a gnome’s hat were to be part of their body, do you think it would be made of keratin

Like a cute red rhino horn