#flora ffa

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we are getting into “belly touching the steering wheel” territory 🫦🤤🔥

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when he talks about his fat pad >>>>>>>>>>

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We had the new bed frame for *two* days this time and we broke it 🫣

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yes, I did need 4 Oreo ice cream sandwiches

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Bae got a new scale, but has been noticeably anxious to open the box. And guys… we think he’s closer to hitting the 500 club than we realized 😳

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When beans jokes about needing a scooter soon

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Any tips for ever-growing moobs y’all? The weight has really been going to his chest lately and it’s making all of his shirts fit poorly, and even worse, the way they’re starting to hang is actually painful for him 😞 Any tips? Shirts? Male bras? Anything that helps with pain and the folds? He’s probably at least 430 now and I just want him to feel good all the time ☺️

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We were at the doctor today and I can’t stop thinking about how my mans bmi is *literally* 54% 🥰