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This video of my Vaginoplasty act is almost as good as seeing it live. Gird your loins and strap in for the weird!

More on my website!

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Had myself a real good time at Smudged Lipstick Revue last week!

More on my website!

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I am in so many festivals this year! I love it! And I love that for most of them, I’m bringing my Freddie act, which is my favorite act to do. I’ll see you in Madison, WI; Asheville, SC; Pittsburgh, PA; and of course Chicago. More cities to be announced soon!

See my events page for details and dates.

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I have a bunch of shows coming up! See my website for details and come watch me do my naked glitter thang!

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Today is the 5 year anniversary of being Florence of A’Labia! 

On December 13th, 2011, I became Florence of A’Labia. Indulge me in being sappy about my burlesquevolution. What a wild ride it’s been! <-- Read it on my new website which is so shiny and beautiful!

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I have to pee but I just put on my assels: the Florence of A'Labia Story

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Two chances to see me in Cleveland this month!

I’ll be bringing my Freddie Mercury impersonation to the Ohio Burlesque Festival on Friday, Aug 5th.

On Saturday, August 13th, I’ll be headlining Boobstock with some jazzercise and pussy love.

Both are gonna be a real good time. I’ve just bought some gigantic eyelashes and I’ve added more gems to every costume!

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Another thrift store score! It’s sooooo comfy. $9 well spent.

I needed some color back in my lingerie wardrobe. Black is not the only sexy color, you know. The romper is actually more of a salmon instead of hot pink, and I love it.