#florida monster

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Florida beaches brace for 5,000-mile blob of seaweed to deposit rotting goop

Enormous clump of floating algae threatens to bring pungent odor of rotting eggs to tourist beaches of Gulf of Mexico

Don't worry, Japan has agreed to loan Godzilla to Florida in our hour of need.

creaturesfromelsewhere 3-16-2023

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‘Demon fish’ found dead in Florida ignites social media: Is it too ugly to be real?

“That’s what touches your foot when (you’re) in dark water.”

Yet another reason not to go into Florida waters. Below is an artist's intrepretation of encountering the beast in the wild:

Enjoy your Florida vacation!

creaturesfromelsewhere 11/15/2022

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Welcome to Miami? A weird-looking, noodle-shaped animal was just found in a canal

Traffic, partiers, sunshine. And now caecilians?

Another cutie to add to the ever growing Florida Monster Manual, a guide book for the Gatorlance not-so-fantasy role playing game from Wizards of the Gulf Coast. Playable classes are Belligerent Drunkard, Coked-up Hand-cuffed Spring Breaker, Angry Self-Entitled Disney Karen, Undead Retiree, Unhinged Beachcomber, Obnoxious Sports Fan, Hurricane Surfer, and Publix Employee. Playable races include Humans, Skunk Apes, Invasive Pythonmen, Gatormen, Flying Gatormen, & Haunted Dolls. So grab your 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, and 21 sided dice and remember, every time someone playing the game speaks, you have to take a shot.

creaturesfromelsewhere 7/28/2021