Jul 28, 2021
Traffic, partiers, sunshine. And now caecilians?
Another cutie to add to the ever growing Florida Monster Manual, a guide book for the Gatorlance not-so-fantasy role playing game from Wizards of the Gulf Coast. Playable classes are Belligerent Drunkard, Coked-up Hand-cuffed Spring Breaker, Angry Self-Entitled Disney Karen, Undead Retiree, Unhinged Beachcomber, Obnoxious Sports Fan, Hurricane Surfer, and Publix Employee. Playable races include Humans, Skunk Apes, Invasive Pythonmen, Gatormen, Flying Gatormen, & Haunted Dolls. So grab your 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, and 21 sided dice and remember, every time someone playing the game speaks, you have to take a shot.
creaturesfromelsewhere 7/28/2021
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