Object: Bad dragon shark dildo
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Why the fuck did Erwin suggest going for a ‘Christmas<> meal’. It meant Levi had to socialise. Or not, but generally people spoke to him and he earnestly replied. If it shut them up, then he’d speak when he needed to. Arriving at the restaurant, Levi sat down, expecting to be served almost straight away, and complaining when he wasn’t. Everyone was handing out Christmas presents. A few of the younger soldier’s like Eren, and of course, Armin, presented the Corporal with gifts.
It was just simple things like chocolate and such. Down the other end of the table, he could hear the dirty blond/light brunet - he hadn’t decided himself - bragging about all the gifts he was sent from home. Wordlessly he took out a box from underneath his chair. He had intended on giving it to Erwin as a joke, but he thought the look on Jean’s face would be priceless. It wasn’t addressed to the commander so it wouldn’t matter. He shoved it in front of his face and watched as the male opened it.
Inside was a shark shaped dildo, with the words ‘bad dragon’ in black, written along the side. “I thought you might appreciate it, I hear you haven’t been getting any recently..” he muttered, the table bursting into laughter at Levi’s present to Jean.