#flowerqueers

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

let's get this lgbreadtq

interesting application of the bread shitpost but im here for it

(i’m answering old asks rn, the box isn’t open yet, im trying to get through a shitload of requests)

[vaspider]

(re: your request for good things that happened to us recently) i went down to the courthouse yesterday and filed my petition for legal name & gender change! my court date is early september ^_^

OMG!!!!!!!

I am so happy for you!!!!

[xarob-moved]

hey

“Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:

1. First impression:2. Truth is: 3. How old do you look: 4. Have you ever made me laugh:5. Have you ever made me mad: 6. Best feature:7. Have I ever had a crush on you:8. You’re my:”

1. First impression: i don’t remember2. Truth is: i don’t think i liked you very much at first iM SO SORRY IT WASN’T UR FAULT I DONT EVEN REMEMBER WHY, but i like u a ton now!! i think ur super rad and very nice!!!!3. How old do you look: hmm, im not sure? 17/18/19?4. Have you ever made me laugh: im not sure, probably5. Have you ever made me mad: i dont really think so but its possible jhkfdhfjkhKJJ not actually mad tho6. Best feature: youre very understanding imo and it makes it rly cool to talk to u7. Have I ever had a crush on you: no8. You’re my: very rad acquaintance 

[jsup]

the phrase “i need healing (bass boosted)” is the fucking funniest thing i’ve seen all morning what the FUCK