Blitz & Millie - tickle fanfic
This lil short fanfic takes place during the events of Ghostfuckers.
"Blitz?" Millie said from the outside of Blitz's office door that was covered in chains with a sign that read FUK OF.
"Go away!!' the angsty imp groaned as he was slumped down on the floor on a pallet in front of a TV with a carton of ice cream and canned cheese in his lap.
Millie paused for a moment before calmly saying, "I'm comin' in."
"Read the chains!!" Blitz hollered.
The southern imp opened the door anyways and turned off the TV, "Blitz, what are you doin'? You've been in here watching this earth trash forever."
"I'M COPING!!" the angsty imp shouted.
"Yeeeeah, well. . . ." Millie began while sitting on top of her boss's desk, "You've coped away every dollar we had."
"Those plates are collectibles, Millie." Blitz explained, "I'm gonna sell 'em next year for three times as much, and then I'll have something to show for it when the things I care about vanish."
"Mmmkay. . . Ya know, my mama always said the best way to deal with being sad is the sweat and blood of hard work. Washes the tears right off!" the southern imp tried to encourage her friend.
"I don't need any of your folksy-doksy fucking country wisdom, Millie." Blitz snarked, "I need to watch Ghost Fuckers get dicked down by a disembodied spirit and eat my feeling 'til I die from a heart attack or diabetes, whichever pops my heart open first." as he inhaled the rest of the remaining ice cream in the carton with canned cheese on top in one gulp.
"I don't get it, Blitz. All this over a breakup?" Millie questioned.
"IT WAS NOT A BREAKUP!" Blitz snapped, "You need a relationship for one of those, and we never had that. And we never will. . . ." he stated sorrowfully, now looking away from the southern imp.
"Ohhh, Blitz. . . ." Millie spoke softly.
I really gotta help him get outta this funk. I'm just. . .not sure how. . . I usually leave him be and let him do his thing, but this time, it's really bad. I've never seen him like this for such a long period of time. I'm worried. . .
The two sat in silence for a moment.
Blitz was trying his hardest to not completely break down in front of Millie. He hadn't allowed himself to have a cry over the situation since the night of Verosika's party.
"Actually. . ." Millie began, "There was somethin' else my mama always said." as she scooted closer to the imp with a small smile on her face, "Laughter is the best medicine.~"
Millie then swiftly tackled Blitz, causing him to fall over flat onto his back as she straddled him and began squeezing his sides at a quick pace.
"M-MILLHIHIHIHIHIHIE!! PHHHHHT- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! KNO-KNOHAHAHAHACK IHIHIHIHIHIHIT OHAHAHAHAFF!!!!"
Millie simply smirked, "I don't think so, mister.~ You've got a bad case of Down in the Dumps. And I'm gonna do whatever necessary to get you out of it."
"MIHIHIHIHIHIHIHILLIHIHIHIHIE!! PL-PLEHEHEHEHEHEASSSSSSE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" the imp squirmed and thrashed beneath her, trying his hardest to crawl away from the clutches of the southern imp's playful attack.
During the playful chaos, Loona buzzed in about a client who just walked in. Millie let up for a moment to answer, "I'll be there in a minute."
Unfortunately, for Millie, this gave Blitz the perfect opportunity to escape.
But he was no match for Millie.
She quickly sprung up and tackled Blitz down flat onto the floor once again, now straddling his back with his belly to the floor and began squeezing his sides up and down at a quick pace.
Blitz could hardly stand it as he actually let out a shriek for a second.
"AH!!- MIHIHIHIHILLS!!! NONONONOHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
After about ten minutes of this, Millie stopped her playful attack and sat back, "Alrigh' I think you've had enough, hehe!"
They then overheard Stolas with the client about the haunted hotel and got back to business.
Blitz and Millie head off to the hotel to investigate the odd murders happening at a hotel in the human world. After going through a lot physically, mentally, and emotionally, they were able to crack the case and take care of the killer and were ready to head on back home. But first, they had to push the van that Blitz totaled in less than a second. . . .
"So I'm your best friend, huh?" Blitz said.
"What do you think?" Millie smiled.
Blitz's expression then changed as he looked away from the southern imp, "I think. . . .I-I've never had a real friend that I didn't wanna fuck."
Millie's smile grew, "That mean you're not gonna try to be our third anymore?" she asked.
"No. . . Not anymore." Blitz answered genuinely before climbing onto the top of the van and sat down. Millie followed on up and sat next to him.
"The bird got to you that bad, huh?"
"Ya know. . ." Millie began while inching closer, "I think you need another dosage of that medicine.~" as she wiggled her fingers menacingly towards the imp.
Blitz quickly caught on as his eyes widened slightly and he began to scoot back from the mischievous imp, "Millie! D-Don't you dare! I'm warning you, Mills! Millie!!"
Millie then dove right in and began tickling the angsty imp relentlessly up and down his sides, "You ain't gettin' away that easy, Blitz!~"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! W-WAIT!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAIT!!!!" the angsty imp tried to wriggle away and out of her grip, but it was no use. She was three times stronger than he was, but that didn't stop him from trying to push her hands away.
"NOHAHAHAT- NOT THEHAHAHAHAHAHARE!!!! HAHAHAHA!!" Blitz laughed and squealed as Millie went from just squeezing his sides to scribbling her fingers all across his tummy. His tail thrashed and swayed side to side the whole time, though, and Millie took notice of it as she continued her playful attack.
Hm, I think maybe he's actually enjoyin' this a little. Think I'll be doin' this more often to him to cheer him up, hehe.
She then moved her hands further to his upper sides, right below his armpits, and began squeezing at a quick pace like before. This was clearly a crazy sensitive spot for the angsty imp beneath her, but she was far from done.
"AAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHHA!!! MIHIHIHIHIHIHILLIEEEEEEEEE!!"
- End ♡ I hope you enjoyed my lil fluff fanfic 🥰 Not my best work, but I hope you liked it anyways.
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