Which angel has the fluffiest wings? :3
“Why do humans assume our wings are fluffy?” Castiel asks, giving Raphael a bewildered look.
“Probably because their only frame of reference for wings are birds.” Raphael shrugs as he answers, not entirely sure himself.
“But angels’ wings are made of grace–pure energy,” Castiel insists. “Humans cannot see nor feel them unless gifted with the sight. At best, some are able to see their shadow.”
“Humans are creative creatures, Castiel,” Raphael says. “Their imaginations know no bounds. Many have created painting and sculptures, trying to capture our image.”
Castiel snorts. “I have seen them–most are a vessel. With wings.”
“Yes, well, considering the fact that seeing our true-form usually burns out a human’s eyes, it is probably safer their artists stick to their imaginations instead of experience.”
“What are we talking about?” Gabriel asks, landing next to them with a rush of air.
“Someone wants to know which of us has the fluffiest wings,” Castiel explains, looking both confused and exasperated. “I do not believe we can answer. Grace is not fluffy.”
“Pffft!” Gabriel pulls a face. “That’s easy.”
“Please, enlighten us,” Raphael drawls.
“Umm, hello–mine!” Gabriel gestures wildly toward his own back. “Golden, soft, warm, a little sweet. Total fluff.”
“You look ridiculous, brother,” Raphael huffs with a laugh.
“How does that description equal fluffiness?” Castiel asks before Gabriel can give the Healer a snarky comeback.
Gabriel rolls his eyes. “You two are soooo busy being angelic that you miss the best things about humans. ‘Fluff’ isn’t just a physical description–it’s a whole genre! It’s fun, light, and leaves you feeling all warm and fuzzy. Hence, I am the clear winner of this contest. Come on, guys–get with the program!”
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