#fluffmonster

[dzgrizzle]

My home office manager, Leonidas the Fluffmonster, wishes you all a very Happy Thanksgiving. 🍁🦃🍽

[extremely-nervess]

Warm up doodle... thing... not too well executed but.. anyway I thought I’d do it with a little write up - I’ll try do the others as I get to them. My ideas are silly, and I hope this does not bother anyone.

Hellhorn Lynx Dossier:

Habitat: Volcanic regions, deserts

Danger rating: High

Size relative to human: Human size

These hexapodal monsters sport unique back-curling ears and a rich red spotted coat. These traits along with their aggressive, and often sadistic temperament are responsible for their common name, though they are not related to infernal creatures in any way.

Hellhorns are largely bipedal, and are the only subspecies which lack oposable thumbs on their hind feet, sporting more traditional paw shapes. Their upper arms terminate in dangerous bladed claws which they use to hunt, while their lower set of arms sport human-like hands used for all manner of fine manipulation.

Hellhorns typically live, and hunt in small packs of 4 to 6 members. They constantly vi for dominance, the goal of such tussles being to trim the opponents hair using their bladed claws. Because of this Alphas always have long flowing locks, and a Hellhorn will never willingly shorten her own hair as doing so lowers her social standing.

Hellhorns are aggressive toward humans, but the seldom seek them out and prefer more traditional prey when available. 

[jvmu1999-blog1]

#TongueOutTuesday #FluffMonster #CurlsForDays #CockerSpaniel #CockersOfInstagram #Dog #DogsOfInstagram

[stormphyre]

#fluffmonster hasn't been feeling her bestest, but she still looks her bestest. #Kita

[littleredqueen]

Happy 7th birthday to the sweetest little babe there ever was. I love you more every day, #freyjabee. 🎂 #freyja #freyjabeezy #ragdoll #ragdollcatsofinstagram #catsofinstagram #instacats #fluffy #fluffmonster #floppycat #ragdollcat #himalayancat #himalayanragdollmix #himalayanragdoll #lovemysweetpea

[dzgrizzle]

Out-of-context social media comment: I lost them both to illnesses over the past year, but they were Guy the Murdercat (on top) and his older brother Leonidas (Lenny) the Fluffmonster. I miss them every day. They gave me years of love and mayhem.

[dzgrizzle]

Leonidas hears my friend talking on speakerphone and starts purring louder.

[dzgrizzle]

Working at home today with Chief Editorial Assistant, Leonidas the Fluffmonster