#wotc

[softwaring]

we’re really out here living in an AI dystopian hellscape and this shit has just begun… the future is grim…

[anim-ttrpgs]

it's always like

>TTRPG creators complain that TTRPG journalists never cover smaller games

>TTRPG journalists say their job is to report the news not be advertisers

>”the news” is always at least two headlines for every D&D5e release or whatever movie-budget D&D5e "actual play" podcast is coming out next

[cardboard-crack]

[goblincow]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[peoplegettingreallymadatcards]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

what are all the dnd classes?

Dungeons and Dragons began with only three character classes that eventually expanded to the 13 we know today:

Cleric:

An ordained cleric is able to lead religious services, hear confessions, bless sacraments to host the body of the lord, and consult laity on maters of faith and community. This was a very unpopular class because none of these were original DnD functions.

Fighting Man:

Thanks to the Edgar Rice Burroughs influence on DnD, terms like "Fighting Man" were somehow considered acceptable. It was a different time, back when "man" meant a "real man" and "gender stereotypes" were "commonly accepted metaphors for physical strength and bellicosity". Thank goodness we have an ethically flawless company like Wizards of the Coast to do better now.

Magic User:

One in five people you know uses recreational magic. Don't give into peer pressure, and don't try magic even once or it will take a toll on your body, your family, and your county's magic prevention statistics by which its budget gets approved by the federal government.

Now on its 5th edition, DnD has 13 character classes including:

Barbarian

Bard

Metal Bard

Paladin (includes gun, +5 to travel stats)

Artificier

Artistic Fish Seer

Civil and Safety Engineer

Wigmaker

Wig Unmaker

Brutal Wig Unmaker

Honorary Professor Of Fashion History (Petrarch Era)

Potato Expert

Slut

None of these classes matter however, because people just do whatever they want and it might as well be GURPS.

[uwotc-official]

Tell Wizards of the Coast to Recognize Our Union!

The workers at Magic The Gathering: Arena have voted overwhelmingly to form the union: United Wizards of the Coast - CWA (UWOTC)! We are

Since the announcement of our union, Wizards of the Coast and Hasbro have hired Fisher Phillips (a union avoidance firm), and chosen to engage in a daily union-avoidance campaign by sending emails to the Arena team that is spreading misinformation and sowing fear among our colleagues.

Instead of voluntarily recognizing our union, they've forced us into a redundant and drawn-out election process, rather than listening to the overwhelming majority of employees who signed our initial letter to management.

WOTC and Hasbro can still voluntarily recognize our union at any point up to the NLRB election. We encourage you to sign our letter of support, and make your voice heard.