OH WAIT KANKURO AND AZAMI THANKS
brOTP meme~
@flumxn / @insufferablecreep
who steals french fries off the other’s plate
They share a plaaate BECAUSE THIS IS THE KIND OF BOND YOU BUILD WITH PEOPLE WHO SHARE THE SAME HOT WEATHER WITH YOU though they’re used to it and you’re dying of the heat. Anyway, no stealing. They’re tight like that.
who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple
I think if Azami needed a fake boyfriend she’ll probably trust Kankuro to do the job. DOESN’T ANSWER THE QUESTION BUT THAT’S WHAT I SAY. I mean IF THEY CAN’T FIND A DATE THEY’LL TOTES GO OUT TOGETHER IN A FRIENDLY DATE.
who has to bust or bail the other out of jail
THEY TAKE TURNS OKAY. Kankuro will be like “Shit I got caught” and Azami’s “I WILL BE THERE PRONTO”. And he does the same for her. He’s like a girl friend except he’s not a girl. Idk how to explain it but it’s like that.
who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues
WHOEVER NEEDS IT. Mostly they just say the “You have weird preferences” at each other. Idk but I think, they have the same standards more or less. I MEAN FOR KANKURO TO FIND SHINO CUTE WHAT ARE YOUR BASIS THEY MUST BE LIKE AZAMI’S. THIS IS GREAT, GO JUDGE PEOPLE TOGETHER.
who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes
THEY DON’T DO THAT. THEY’RE ON EACH OTHER’S SIDE. Except when they try to outsmart each other.
who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk
Azami, and Kankuro is chill about it. He’s pretty much chill about everything. Okay and since they shared a room Azami is really curious how Kankuro applies his face paint and she’s wondering if it would work on eye liner and asks Kankuro to teach her and he’s like AZAMI THIS IS NOT MAKEUP. Again nothing to do with the question BUT IT NEEDS TO BE SAID
who starts and who wins the pillow fights
"Hey Kankuro, have you seen my pillow?” “No, you must have—” WHAM! “IT’S HERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE I’M SORRY BUT THIS ROOM IS KILLING ME” “WHY THIS AZAMI WHY NOW WHY WHEN I’M ABOUT TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP BEFORE I HIT YOU BACK I DIDN’T KNOW YOU’RE LIKE THIS I FEEL CHEATED” “NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FELT WHEN I SAW YOU WITHOUT YOUR FACE PAINT FOR THE FIRST TIME” “YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW I’VE FELT WHEN I SAW YOU WITHOUT YOUR MASK FOR THE FIRST TIME” “WERE YOU DISAPPOINTED???” “SECRET”
who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush
Azami would say something SIMILAR like “My friend thinks you’re cute” WITH KANKURO’S CONSENT. Like if he says “Whatever, up to you.” AND THEN SHE ACTUALLY DOES IT and he’s like “AZAMEEEEEEE”
