#fly assassin

[baroquefaolchu]

So. Ive been told my fly hunting skills are on point. I think i just lvled up....

[bad-news-banjo]

The Fly Assassin

I’m watching tv and my sister comes out with a crazed look in her eye and a fly swatter and tells me that she has one more fly to kill, and I say good for you, Zo. You’re a real fly assassin. Since then she’s been coming out and updating me on the deaths. I’ve created a monster.

[johnlccked]

I'M BEING HUNTED BY A FLY. THE FLY ASSASSIN.

[7fttallwinchestersandwich]

So....I get home and go in the kitchen to make my dinner and when I turn on the light I realize there's a shit ton of flies in there, (I have no idea how they got in there I assume my mom left the door open all day) BUT there's at least like 30 or 40 in there so I freak out and grab the Raid and start going to town on em and kill em all. But then I realize that my dumb ass has covered the entire kitchen with Raid including the dishes (clean and dirty), the stove, the counter tops, my cat's food and water dishes, the floor, and the fridge. So I just spent the last hour doing all the dishes over and scrubbing and mopping the kitchen floor and everything else because I just had to go and spray everything in sight. Thank God we don't have any food out. I'm such an imbecile sometimes. JFC -__-