#flying jebus

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

He ate fish and bread to prove he was still physical then floated up into the clouds. But on Everest, 5 miles up, the air gets cold and the oxygen decreases while nitrogen and wind increases. Where was he floating to? There's nothing up there but frostbite and asphyxiation.

He flew back to the same place he came from: The Land of Make Believe.