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Prompt #1. Hero X Villain

Hero leaned Villain back. "(Villain) keep your eyes open, okay?" They asked quietly, ripping a piece of their cape off and pressing it to the wound by Villains ribs.

Villain gave a small slightly flirty smirk. "Isn't that what I was telling you last night while holding you down by the mirror?" They teased, trying to make Hero's panic a little less.

Yes I may be turning my normal blog into a hero X villain. I love the trope so sue me. Anyways byeee!

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Hero X Villain. Drabble 1

Villain had just gotten home, dropping their keys on the counter and undoing part of their suit top and dropping their gloves on the counter. They hummed softly to themself, frowning a little when their phone buzzed, grabbing it and seeing what had been sent to him at this time of night.

It was a message from hero, which was just a pinged location. Now wasn't really the time for that, sidekick almost caught them yesterday, but normally hero didn't ping a location unless they couldn't text it to them. They sighed and grabbed their gloves again, heading out.

They were a little frustrated that hero had picked somewhere across the city to meet, normally they picked somewhere in between the two's homes so it was easy for both of them to meet up.

They walked for well over 45 minutes before their dot on the map was near Hero's. "Hero? Where are you? And don't make this some dumb surprise." They warned, looking around.

They frowned when they got no response. "Hero..?" They called, huffing. "If this is some prank it's not funny." They said, looking around for where Hero may be hiding. There were some alleyways, and rooftops, but Hero didn't like meeting on rooftops because how easy it was to be spotted, so they decided to check the alleyways first.

The first two alleys were empty, aside from trashbins and trash of course. The second one looked to have someone at the end, slumped against the wall. They rolled their eyes at that, figuring it was a homeless person. The last alley was empty as well.

They huffed. Maybe Hero hadn't meant to send that text, it would have been a waste of their time but they probably should've checked that Hero had meant to send that back at their house.

>Did you send that on purpose?<

They really didn't have anything else to do tonight, so they could wait a few more minutes to see if Hero meant that. They hummed softly as they watched the message send, frowning when they heard a ring tone go off in the alley with the person.

They sighed and walked over. "Hey." They stood back from the person, not wanting to catch anything they may have. They squinted their eyes to try and see the person better, tilting their head at a symbol that seemed familiar on the person's shirt sleeve.

Their eyes went wide after a moment and they rushed forwards when they realized why they recognized it. It was Hero's agency emblem. "Hero?" They turned the flashlight on on their phone, dread filling their stomach as they saw the state Hero was in.

Hero's body was all sorts of bruised, their forearm twisted at an odd angle. Blood was soaking through several spots on the heros suit, and was plastering some of their hair to their forehead.

Villain pressed a hand to Heros forehead, biting their lip at the heat they felt. "Fuck. Okay, Hero I don't know if you can hear me, but I'm getting you out of here." They said, scooping the unconscious hero up and holding them bridal style against them.

They had to take Hero to the hospital, they couldn't deal with that much damage on their own, but that also meant they couldn't stay there with them or even be seen dropping them off. They would have to get someone's attention to deal with Hero and come back later when they were in civilian clothes.

Once at the hospital they carefully laid Hero down on a bench, grabbing a rock off the ground and throwing it through one of the ER windows. Yes that was a stupid idea, but at the same time, it was the best they could do for now. They fled once they heard someone yell, hiding out in the shadows and watching to make sure Hero made it inside.

They let out a small sigh of relief when they saw a security guard yell for a doctor while kneeling next to Hero. They pulled back even more and slipped away to get home so they could get washed up and changed so they could come back and check on Hero later. They'd also have to find out who did this and make sure they paid.

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Incorrect Quote: Sanders Sides #1

Virgil: Princey, I umm... I like you....

Roman: 

Virgil:

Roman:

Virgil:

Roman: -Pulls out a binder, flipping it open-

Virgil: Whats that?

Roman: The wedding I’ve been planning since I first met you, now do you prefer red velvet or chocolate I couldn’t decide.  

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Incorrect Quote: Sanders side #2

Patton: If you came here to kill me clap your hands!

Remus: (slams wall)

Patton: That wasn’t clapping.

Remus: (claps hands)

Patton: OH CHOCOLATE CHIPS! (hides behind Janus)

Janus: (holds out a sword) Remus, you are NOT killing Patton. 

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Incorrect Quotes: MHA

Bakugou & Midoriya: -arguing- 

Todoroki: Um... Excuse me?

Bakugou: Fuck off half and half!

Todoroki: No thanks, may I have my boyfriend back? -points to Midoriya-

Midoriya: -blushes, walking over to Todoroki-

Todoroki: Thank you, now good day. 

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Head Cannons: Sanders Sides

Virgil- He listens to lots of catchy pop songs when no-one is around. 

Roman- He named his sword and it has a special pillow in his room. 

Logan- He actually knows the slang, but finds it funny to watch the others explain it.

Patton- He’s dominate af in the bed, you can’t change my mind. 

Janus- His scales shed occasionally.

Remus- He misses playing with Roman so he acts out. 

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Fandom vs Cannon: Virgil Sanders

Fandom.

Virgil is shy, relies on others way to much, tries to show he’s caring.

Cannon

Virgil will kill a man, he’s bold and braver then most. He yells at people and tells people to go away. 

WHY DID WE DO THIS????

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XDDD

So, I am currently cosplaying Toy Freddie from FNAF, and I am with my family and everything. While walking around I walk into Dark’s room where he and our sister were sitting and talking about something. I made my voice as cute and kawaii as possible and yelled “RAWR!” I sounded almost 2 years old. Both my brother and my sister jumped, and yelled at me. I didn’t realize my 5′3, dressed in shorts and a shirt, cosplaying ass could actually scare someone, let alone 2 someones!