#incorrect sander sides

[sides-of-quotes]

Remus: What if we kissed at the Regional Correctional Facility? UwU Janus: ...Remus Remus: Yessum? Janus: You're calling me from jail. Again. Remus: Talk about stating the obvious! Anyway, I need you to pick me up- Janus: *hangs up, going back to drinking a mimosa*

[i-am-bitterly-jittery]

Virgil: *pointing at Janus* this is my emotional support human

Roman: I thought you hated Janus

Virgil: I do

Virgil: the emotion he supports is rage

[sanders-sides88]

Logan: Why didn't you tell us you have a twin brother?

Roman: Because I was hoping to die before people found out, so when my funeral happened, at least one person would think I was faking my death.

[roseianxiety]

Roman: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Virgil: Uhhhhh, sure...?

Roman: Thou art hot as fuck.

[shsl-fander]

The fake Twitter never stops coming

[matt-w-blogging]

Logan, needing to decide something: Hey, do you have a quarter or something I can flip?

Roman, checking pockets: Hm... I have D&D dice, if that would work?

Logan:

Logan: Wh—

Logan:

Logan, giving up wondering: Yeah that works. Thanks.

[incorrectsandersidesquotes]

Virgil to Patton: You're so small, it makes me want to suffocate you (affectionate) Virgil to Janus: You're so small, it makes me want to suffocate you (derogatory)

[loganslowdown4]

*Remus and Roman in a battle with their weapons*

Roman: AAAHHHH *stabs Remus in the leg with his sword*

Remus: Very mature, bro. What are you? 5? Go for the throat like an adult!