#flytrap kermit

[long-furby-marty]

MUPP IT

YOU KNOW WHAT?

FLYTRAP AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW.

or in like an hour i think i had a panic attack just now

The Croaker (may he rest in peace) blessed the marriage before he passed.

We are getting married in the dashcon 2 ball pit.

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Why don’t mommy and daddy kiss anymore?? ASK DADDY

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Flytrap and I have regrettably departed Dashcon 2.

Lifelong memories were made today.

People were lost.

There will be videos of the duel, long furby plinko, and our wedding available tonight once I get home.

I love this community.

And you. Yes, you. I love you too. It was great meeting you if I saw you, and if not, sad!

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Flytrap and I just separated.

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I’m such a bad fiancée…

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My wedding to Flytrap in the Dashcon 2 ballpit was truly an event to remember. Below are GIFs from the occasion as well as my vows. Flytrap doesn’t use words to communicate but if he could, I’m sure his vows would be lovely.

Flytrap,

As people come and go from my life, I know I can always count on you to stay by my side.

And I will always stay by yours.

As we enter this new chapter in our lives, I cherish the stability that I will continue to find with you.

You’re my rock, Flytrap. A super cool shiny rock that you see on the beach and it’s so cool you forget all about the sand in your muppet hole.

It’s you and me, baby. Always and forever.

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@carterjsullivan Carter help!! Flytrap is cursed!! I can’t abandon him!! What do I do??

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Oh my god….

I think I’m gonna be sick.