#fmkin

[estherroberts]

fmkin patty, lucretia, and the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home

patty is fuck, obviously. she’s above human institutions like marriage and seeing as she’s immortal, would only be depressing for both of us. and i wouldn’t dare kin an eldritch god.

now this is when it gets tricky. because i would absolutely marry either of them in a heartbeat. i think ultimately i have more in common with lucretia though, so kin her and marry the fowwliyh 👍🏻

[estherroberts]

Bats, pasta, and the moon (I'm fully aware these aren't fictional characters)

fuck pasta marry the moon kin bats ?? as a concept i guess

[estherroberts]

Sally for the fuck, marry, kin thing

just her? ok, marry!

[estherroberts]

So where’s Bridget fall in fuck marry kin

the reason why this game works is because in different scenarios with different Other People my answer would change so Just Bridget by herself is really hard to sort? because. let’s be real, all three? 

[estherroberts]

napolean, gandhi, queen elizabeth

can i just say no