#fmks

[unrealunearths]

fuck marry kill - sandor, jaime and jon

THESE ARE REALLY HARD oml........

fuck: jaime and sandor

marry: jon

kill: jaime (can i fuck then kill him he deserves it)

[juniperhillpatient]

FMK: Yourself, Yourself, Yourself

Wow it’s perfect because no one will ever love me as much as I love myself so I’m the perfect candidate to marry myself, who would know how to fuck me better than me, and I always wanna die so ofc I’d kms it’s perfect :’) 

[klausriordain]

Fmk: Copia, Sorcha, Alpha

Fuck: SorchaMarry: Copia Kill: Alpha (u fuk)

[its-ben-awhile]

PART 2 IS FINALLY UP

Part 1

[wwe-fluff-fic]

Send Us Anything

Guys it’s like really late and we’re just sitting in the phone bored asf so send us anything into our ask box!! We’ll do stuff like:

Fuck, Marry, Kills Questions Ideas for Moxxiis series Opinions on any superstars/people Or just general chit chat

[juniperhillpatient]

FMKs are REALLY FUN I hope u don’t mind I’m sending another one!! So uh: someone you hate, an old high school teacher, the last person you texted (who’s not related to you)

(mind??? every time I get an ask my mind is like a dog who’s just seen a squirrel except instead of screaming ‘squirrel!!!???!!!’ it’s like ‘valid???? me!!!????!!!’) 

k so to clarify who the people are for this ask: 

a person I hate: someone immediately came for mind for this one k. just so you know I am a vindictive and petty bitch. now that disclaimer is out of the way. 

so recently I bought a car. I won’t go into the details too much but it’s been a nightmare, and the car has had a lot of issues and this place has been sleazy as fuck about it and this hoe is always there at the phone or at the front desk, waiting for me. I tried for weeks to be nice to her, but she was always extremely bitchy towards me, and would yell in my face when I asked questions such as ‘why did the breaks on the car I just bought go out on me?’ and she eventually started insulting my mother when my mom went there to stick up for me. which. whoo boy don’t go there with me. anyway, long story short and yea I’m leaving a lot out mostly just about me and her screaming horrible things at each other I sent her actual shit in the mail in a nice gift box 

an old high school teacher: first person that came to mind is my very good looking and young physics teacher who would always let me and my friends chill with him at lunch and built in me a passion for physics despite the fact that I am a very stereotypical bimbo dumb bitch with zero deep or intelligent thoughts. I’ve never felt smarter than in his class. I hate math, but I aced his class and found that I loved math when he was teaching it. no, it was literally nothing shady, he was just a super good teacher 

the last person I texted who’s not related to me: that would be my cousin’s fiance who is also one of my good friends lol 

F: Gotta go with my old physics teacher even though I’m a lesbian I can’t fuck my cousin’s fiance and that bitch from the car dealership….yuck 

M: I mean I don’t wanna marry my cousin’s fiance but I would in this case lol she’s pretty cool I’d just platonically marry her 

K: GOODBYE YOU STUPID BLONDE UGLY ASS CAR DEALERSHIP BTICH 

Honestly sorry I went way overboard explaining this one lmao thank you for sending this super fun ask!!!!!!!!!

[juniperhillpatient]

Fmk Habit Lexx Pennywise

F: Lexx

M: Habit

K: sorry Penny 

[juniperhillpatient]

Fmk claire jurrasic world elastigirl from the incredibles diana prince ww

Oooh this is so tough!

F: Elastigirl 

M: Diana Prince 

K: Clarie 

Reasoning - Elastigirl I mean…obvious reasons, Diana is amazing and I’d be honored to marry her, Clarie is awesome and I hate to kill her but I have to kill one and I’m not killing Diana or Helen!